Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles”! (PICS)
So you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.
And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.
You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?
Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “MySpace Angles.”
The MySpace Angles phenomenon isn’t one that is new but is a growing concern for men, young and old, across the globe. Photography-savvy young ladies are utilizing crafty camera angles and even photo software to weave a type of black magic onto their likenesses that would rival even the most forgiving Glamour Shots photographers of the old days. These crafty ladies will bend and conform themselves precariously to just the right position to hide those multiple chins, unsightly bulges, and possibly even hooves in the attempt to rope in unsuspecting victims across the World Wide Web.
MySpace Angle:
Cold, Harsh Reality:
You may tell yourself that by being diligent about asking for multiple photos you are being an alarmist and maybe even paranoid. Additionally, the fact that this phenomenon exists may even appear to be mean-spirited and just plain wrong. However, we ask you while presenting this evidence to you today: Just who is at fault here? Should you feel guilty for ensuring that the package you are presented is the package you should expect? Or are you just going to hold out until the bitter end and hope for the best?
MySpace Angle Super Cutie:
Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill
Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!
You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!
Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with:
In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on.
A veritable Goddess at this angle:
But the light of day suggests otherwise.
This princess has a heart of gold and the face of an angel:
But take away the soft-lighting effects of photo-editing software and another creature emerges.
This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute:
Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot.
The emo girl of your dreams:
Or maybe your worst nightmare.
And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots:
And you GOT ‘EM!
Taking a cue from Shallow Hal, love may be blind and beauty may only be skin deep but a façade of smoke and mirrors is no way to begin a relationship and if the lovely lady of your online dreams isn’t truthful with you about herself upfront, can you be so sure you can trust her down the road?
Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love: watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!
NEXT: REVENGE of the MySpace Angles! (PICS)
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Wow, that’s gross and scary. Makes me want to consider not asking for cams. NOT lol.
Yes, we should all be shallow and superficial.
Anyone have nudes?
Holy fat folds Batman! Thats some seriously sick shit!
Ive had a few interactions with said Myspace Angles… luckily i’ve met a lady from MD that has a full camera shot in her webcam… her only problem shes not even 100 pounds… but shes yummy ^.^
“Bonekhan on October 7th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Yes, we should all be shallow and superficial.”
Most people already are. Chances are you won’t meet anyone that’s not already looking out for #1… and if they’re not they’re either Mother Teresa or incredibly naive.
“Angles” eh? Definitely no angels here.
MOAR of the first chick! Big girl is HOT.
You guys are harsh! True, none of them look as amazing as in their ‘angled’ photos, but a lot of them are still at least moderately cute! Besides, if you are only able to pick up girls on the internet, then I’m sure you’re not that great of a pick either.
I still think these girl look cute!
You shouldn’t be shallow, they are all HOT!
i like to call them “secret fatties”, if all you can see is the face you know they are hiding something.
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Learn to spell for chrissakes! It’s “Angel” not “Angel”!!!!
Does anyone have their myspaces?
I think ‘Angle’ would be more appropriate for this article — the angles for the pictures pretty much hide everything.
I like turtles
FUPA FUPA FUPA!
I met my wife on the Internet, I’m a male model, shes fine, meh, just guess u have to be careful :P. But just goes to show u what a good camera angle can do for you, even if you do look horrid, i know :S. goodnight.
I’ve always called them “Secret Internet Fatties” (SIFs), making use of course of the “SIF Angle”.
Call me shallow if you will, however do remember that their deception is the root of the issue. What I’ve personally never quite understood is, to what end do they believe their actions lead? Obviously at some point it will backfire. I can only imagine that they believe the reward of some period of flirting (however virtual it may be) outweighs the disappointment that is certain to follow.
Lets see the ultra hot and sexy writer of this article.
No… didnt think so…
Even when you’re staring your girlfriend directly in the face, her beauty is only an angle. Anyone who thinks his girlfriend actually is beautiful is completely disconnected from reality. And that’s the truth.
Where is the Hutt?
Why do I always see stuff like this when I’m eating.. and no… unlike everyone in this picture.. I’m NOT always eating.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
funny how things happen… the same thing happen to me,but maybe it is the age, or what ever but you know you gotta give credit to overweight and “rare beauty” babes. They really go all the way (as a porn goddess, as stuff only seen on the net…), and actually you can have a pretty good conversation with them after they have gone all the way. So try one of them just for kicks! Believe me dude you won’t be dissapointed.
And you know what is even better they are always available, anytime, anywhere.It is good to have a backup when the saturday night hot cheer leader stands you up!
cheers
i think its a reason why they made sexychill lol, you can see a very sexy ladiest in the newest members then you dont find it anymore, ask them where have they gone ( NOT SEXY ENOUGH TO BE IN SEXYCHILL ), LOL
GET THE HARPOONS!
but they still look hot
WHERE ARE THE MALE PICTURES!?!!?!
People are now being deceptive on the internet? I can’t believe it. Next you’ll tell me a Nigerian guy DOESN’T have a large chunk of cash for me.
yeah in sexychill you can see lot of pics for new members then you check again and dont find them,ask sexychill support they will say ( THEY ARE NOT SEXY ENOUGH TO JOIN SEXYCHILL SO MANY PEOPLE RATED THEM AS UGLY AND FAKING IN THE PROFILE PHOTOS, BEAUTY IS IN YOUR PERSONALITY NOT YOUR LOOKS )
i still sleep with the asian girl let face she still asian
Dudes, even *I* wouldn’t screw some of these chicks. And I’m JESUS.
“There are no girls with good personalities.”
“A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.”
“The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks, and this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.”
Hey
The first photo is already on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1bfBF2Wyf4
haha
emo girl is emo.
moor pics and links to myspace plix.
americanpsycho, that’s sexist. I happen to know a few good lookin’ chicks that are smart. Also, you are going to hell
kthxbie
Why this is hell, nor am I out of it. Thinkest thou that I who saw the face of God and tasted the eternal joys of heaven am not tormented with 10,000 hells in being deprived of everlasting bilss?
Your perception of there intelligence is relative; they may be smarter than you, but not I.
americanpsycho, look, I won’t pretend I know what you said, but you’re still going to hell.
Also, no take-backs. You lose.
lol
Now I understand why you think they are smart.
Dude, you’re calling me an idiot when you decided to fight with someone called Jesus on the internet over girls being smart and you going to hell. I really never read your comments, because I don’t follow the fascist groove. After the first one I just wanted to piss you off. It was funny at first, but it’s possible that it’s going to get out of hand. You fed a troll.
-50
LOLCYA
I read your comments. Ever hear of spell check?
Also, lol I’m an atheist.
How about the gross out guy shots? cant wait to see them
Sorry pedant.
There is only one girl there that I would find actually ugly.
Hey, ever notice how the Earth’s magnetic field distinctly resembles a human ass? I wonder why you’re so attracted to them durr? It’d be funny if it weren’t so damn pathetic. I loved hearing Jenna Jameson say that walking out on a stripclub stage to a crowd of men is like showing boobs to a hungry baby.
Any of you who agree with this completely deserve the mindless vapid type of ‘woman’ you’re apparently after, and deserve to be lied to. Half of these girls have cuter faces than any airbrushed cover girl model. Considering how much they can fake nowadays, you jizzbags have probably beat off to women just like this. I’m not exaggerating.
I just think it’s funny that these pictures are being ridiculed to the extent that they are. If somebody is overweight and unattractive and they have an angle that makes them look good - why the hell shouldn’t they put it up on their profile? It’s their public profile - why would they put up shots where they’re at their worst?
I mean, I get the “dishonest” argument, but it’s still their profile. They’re entitled to post whatever pictures (flattering or not) they want.
wow this is real ?
i mean the top pic & lower pic is the same person ?
and now you know why photography is so big these days
ppl are always looking for someone who can give them “nice angles”
http://www.myspace.com/xo_peaches_xo
If you get intimate with some of these fat girls, you WILL get crushed under the weight of her body…
These people are best left not reproducing…
Dude any of those chix avail?
Soo….. anyone have the uncensored version of the last pic?. seriously.
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People have both flattering and un-flattering pictures taken of them, even if they are attractive in real life. How they end up on the internets is another story.
Yes, XesusKrist, those of us who do not enjoy being misled deserve “vapid” women since, obviously, any woman without a double-digit dress size is going to be a moronic airhead.
And yes, Bad Angle, it is their profile and everyone wants to look good, you’re right. What becomes problematic is if a “MySpace Angle” seeks a real-life romance with someone who is under the impression that she is a size-4. While appearance are not everything, more often than not, there is going to be an issue with this once there is a face-to-face meeting.
God, you’re a douche.
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Yo, This is some mad creepy shit.
makes me kind of happy that me or no one i know is a part of the examples up there lmao
Cuidado con las fotos del chat; el ángulo lo es todo [IMG]
¿Nos ha pasado a todos? Ejemplos reales de chicas en las que se demuestra que el ángulo puede cambiar completamente la realidad. No preparéis las flores todavía, y pedíd más fotos antes de viajar a su ciudad.
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I really don’t get what the whole obsession is for not only girls but guys as well to take over or underexposed pictures of themselves at retarded angles and in mirror refelections is…. to make themselves seem “better looking”?….I hate it even when “pretty people” do it….fack….. or cropping out their full body shots…whats there to be ashamed of?….your fat or your skinny…deal with it..
good old internet I guess.
I agree with the person named “K” posted on here.
If guys (and in some chances girls too) are trying to pick up on the net, then in a way thats pretty sad.
go watch some porn or something…and that way you can secretly be in love with fatties or chinese girls with funny teeth…and no one will care…
Whatever ever happened to going out and meeting real people anyways?
lol
reh.
‘Learn to spell for chrissakes! It’s “Angel” not “Angel”!!!!’
lmao, you show ‘em bud!
HAHAHA.. its funny cause girls actually do it to make them look better..
REMEMBER THE PHRASE.. “your hotter on myspace” - ask her for a full body pic first before you fall lol
Wanting an accurate representation of a person may be superficial, but it is practical. In the end, people must be physically attracted to one another, so deceiving others about your appearance is only deferring the inevitable. If anything, not being misleading saves both parties embarrassment and time.
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WOW !
FAKE
Ahhhhhhhh Do Not Want!!!
“Most people already are. Chances are you won’t meet anyone that’s not already looking out for #1… and if they’re not they’re either Mother Teresa or incredibly naive.”
Don’t try to make yourself feel like it’s okay to be a shallow fucktard by claiming everyone carries this horrible attribute. I take insult to your comment, because it is an insult to my species as a whole. If anyone who has commented here is naive my friend, it is you.
http://www.myspace.com/reaching
What about the guys?
Interestingly enough I have a feeling I have one of these on my MSN list…!
dude!, i still tap most of those asses man!!.
Haha die!
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People, and women even more so than men, are in a constant state of flux. Looking at someone at their worst and at their best is always going to be shocking in a photo.
What I find interesting is how much little things like lighting, posture or the angle at which clothes are hunge can make a difference. I’m sure any of these ladies looks absolutely alluring given the right combination of the above three aspects.
Also, the author is probably unaware of how these factors and others like body hair contouring and makeup play in creating the phenomena of photographic beauty.
In real life however, even if you limit it to sex, appearance is really only a fraction of the overall experience.
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The chick in the green shirt is cute.
The one rolling her eyes back is just being goofy.
Stupid examples you have there, but some are good ones.
thats fucking grouce!
What’s the problem? They cheat, but most people do and at least, these ones have a good reason. They have to beat the barrier of beauty.
You should stop thinking about beauty and think about their money. LOL
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Cuidado con las fotos: parecen angeles,desde el ángulo correcto
[ENG]Las chicas más populares que muestran su perfil en redes sociales usualmente son hermosas, provocativas: angeles verdaderos. Pero como suele suceder, depende de la perspectiva de cada quien…o de la toma fotográfica. Así que listos!!!Visto en:…
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To those asking for the guy photos: Forget it, we’ll never see them. In general the guys most likely to critique women like these are themselves inferior by several measures but can’t bring themselves to admit it, even if they KNOW they’re gross, fat, smelly, immature, boorish, neanderthal misfits.
Do you really think good, datable guys waste their time & karma posting “warnings” about imperfect babes haunting the web? Never. That stuff comes from the turds & losers. The good guys are too busy getting laid.
Geez…it really makes me think about it
Really good point BEWARE of Myspace Angels
:D 
Yo can call it “wysinwii”
There you go. Never judge a book by its cover and never judge a chick by her photo.
Boys make the same fake whit plus of other person expensive sport car and sunglases
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Cuidado con las fotos: parecen angeles,desde el ángulo correcto
Este post fue agregado a teknear.com para votarlo. Votalo!
hahahahahahaha lol soooo true!!!
Fotos engañosas
Todos conocemos MySpace , Fotolog , Gente Ya … en fin, ese tipo de páginas donde puedes conocer gente, ver fotos suyas y eso.
Pero hay una cosa que a lo mejor no sabéis…
To American Psycho:
Nay, not hell dear friend, but the plains ‘twixt the pearly and fiery gates. Roads in either direction stretch long, but good and wicked men aplenty stand to guide us.
You chose your fate, friend, you tasted of the joys, and turned your back upon them, leaving your eternal soul to be fed upon by the dogs. Friend, these choices are still yours, never too late is the hour in which to turn.
As far as it goes, when I go somewhere where I might meet chicks, I dress real nice, put on smell ‘em and such. How is this any different?
When your criteria are so shallow, and your evaluation skills so poor … you deserve nothing more than an “angel.”
First off, do you see something strange on these photos? For what its worth I dont think these are the same people in the second photo that we are seeing in the first photo.
If you look carefully there are differences in their facial looks.
The first on looks like someone superimposed this girls face onto this body.
I dont think photo # 1 goes with Photo #2, Look carefully before you take something at Face Value.
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A friend in college had a theory he liked to call the “Arms Rule”. I am not going to go into detail, but with it you can judge a girl’s entire body just by looking at her bare arms. It has been field tested and proven 100% effective. To this day, I won’t meet a girl unless I see a pic with her arms in it. Guys, pay attention, and you will figure it out.
lol myspace
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In the book Language and Sexuality by Deborah Cameron and Don Kulick a study was cited about how important appearance is considered among different communities (p114). They studied personal ads in this case seeing how often looks were the focus in the ads as people asked for different things they were looking for in a mate. Overall gay men ranked highest mentioning looks first and foremost, then straight men. Straight women concentrated more on other aspects of professionalism and personality, then looks. Lesbians came in last for importance of looks caring more about compatibility and personality than looks.
Deception is in the perception:
So for men, a woman representing herself in the best possible light (so to speak) seems deceptive because he places more importance on those looks than the great communication and the “connection” felt during that time spent communicating. For a woman, the communication and “connection” are more important and so the picture doesn’t seem deceptive since appearance is only of marginal value.
Proof that men are shallow and only care about looks. Many comments mention that this article doesn’t mention the deceptive pictures of men, there isn’t a need to since women don’t care as much about looks as men do.
Fat chicks are the best fuck in the planet. I’d hit it!!
lol, fat chicks suck
In the book Language and Sexuality by Deborah Cameron and Don Kulick a study was cited about how important appearance is considered among different communities (p114). They studied personal ads in this case seeing how often the focus in the ads was appearance, as people stated different things they were looking for in a mate. Overall gay men ranked highest mentioning looks foremost, then straight men. Straight women concentrated more on profession and personality, then looks. Lesbians came in last for importance of looks caring more about compatibility and personality than appearance.
So for men, a woman representing herself in the best possible light (so to speak) seems deceptive because he places more importance on those looks than the great communication and “connection” felt during that time spent communicating. Of course for a woman the communication is more important, so the picture is of little value.
I, too, met my man on-line. I have a degree, a masters, a concentration, and a certification, am a model in my free time, and work for a major software company, and he also has a degree, a minor, works as a licensing manager for a major computer company, and is gorgeous! Sometimes people are just intimidated in person by the good ones; the internet is a great place to find those who are worth it. However, not everyone is a winner, and what is in pictures is not always the truth . . . I believe these previous pictures prove my point . . .
ke asco dais hijasdeputa
most of the “real” photos are taken with a distorting wide angle lens from close-up so they look worse than they should if a photo was taken properly!
k cerdas x dias me deis asco!!
no os da vergunze jilipollas de mierda?? x dias k asco da la girda!!
artistic photos means ugly/fat people… hot people looks hot without artistic angles… sorry
hate the game not the player
Some of these girls, while not what I’d consider “hot” are actually pretty damned good lookin’, even in the “real pictures”.
Besides, some girls I happen to know use pics like that in order to help weed-out the riff-raff and superficial pricks. Hell, I’ve seen it in reverse order, girls usin’ so-called “fat pics” (either of themselves at a younger age, or a friend) to do the job for ‘em.
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I have actually had this happen before. I drove 2 hours to meet with this chick that had pretty cute pics and seemed real cool on the phone. She shows up to my hotel and BAM, she is huge! I don’t care about what you all say about beauty on the inside, this angle picture is a lie perpetrated by these women because they know they are big and wouldn’t get any replies if they showed a straight on shot. At least the evening was way awkward because it just seemed mean to pack up and leave after seeing her, but damn, clue a brother in!!!
The overweight girls on the photos can actually be hot. I can bring each one of them to shape in three months if they cooperate (join my workout routine and work their asses off ).
After three months of quarter-marathons and cycling every fukken day each one of overweight ones will have looks to kill for.
This is beyond hysterical & SO TRUE
First, the post is correct in saying that yes, people try to look better. So fucking what?
Second, the pictures are most probably fakes. C’mon, do you expect these girls to post their “second” pictures? Most of the “surprising” pictures on the net are fakes anyway.
And third, yes, funny but some of the girls look quite okay even in the second pics. Sure, they’re not thin supermodels, but they’re okay in their league. What do you expect? You’re a fat ugly bastard yourself, spending your worthless life reading stupid comments, like you’re doing now, and you want to get SUPERMODELS from the net FOR YOU? Wake up, bum. Reality’s knocking on your fucking door, and it’s not a hottie wearing the white rabbit.
It’s your fucking mirror, and we’re not even on the topic mentioning your brain…
the main point to take away from this:
get away from the computer and go meet girls at the grocery store.
Last girl’s site: http//:www.plumpprincess.com
Mwahahahahaaa!
They call that the “Pamela/Branwyn syndrome” - hahah
There aren’t many deceptive pictures of men because culturally men care more about the appearance of their mates than women do. Men don’t feel the need to send carefully taken, or “doctored” photos of themselves because women look more at other, more enduring qualities, like personality, profession, etc. Men concentrate so much on the looks of a potential mate that women feel the need to put a huge effort into putting a good looking picture of themselves up.
This article is a just a loud declaration about how shallow men are and how these women are having to cope in order to deal with it. Men wouldn’t talk to a woman so much if they knew she was overweight, because they are shallow. Men will endure some of the most annoying women in the world in exchange for good looks. A co-worker of mine dated a woman for a while that was legally retarded, and a drug user, just because she was hot.
Psst: Guys, that hotness goes away after a few years, then what have you got? A wife you can’t stand and three possibly good-looking kids to support (unless they take after you then you have three not-so-good-looking kids to support).
And for the guys actually complaining, “I met a woman online thinking she was hot and it turned out she was fat. I felt so uncomfortable and finally had to leave,” I feel no sympathy for you whatsoever. Makes me want to slap your parents for allowing your priorities to be so out of wack. You don’t need anyone to tell you to look at more important traits when looking for a mate, you’ll have a better life in the long run. You already know, you just need to do it.
Hello Pamela
hahah
This is hilarious… I know all too well about this phenomenon. One time I met up with this girl that looked like the offspring of sloth from the Goonies. I didn’t even know aliens existed but after seeing her I knew there was life (not intellegent) out in the universe.
I came across this site called badonlinedates.com. This site has a bunch of these “Myspace Angles” stories. They are running a contest for the best bad date story (Winner gets to kick it at the four seasons for a night). Check it out! It’ll at least make you laugh!
AHAHAHHAAH THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT
so true though most myspace girls in real life are NASTY
oh and WENDY, you’re a moron and deluded. Women are almost EXACTLY the same as men, going for LOOKS and are just as SHALLOW as us men. Granted a higher percentage of men are like this but you make it as if men are the ones in the wrong here. Its called human nature
Wendy,
You are totally full of shit.
-The Dude
more importantly anyone got a link to there myspace page lol
MONGO! says you’d be surprised… yeah, I’d be surprised if she had a normal sized ass. Stupid MONGO!
Interesting the writer is talking about Photoshopping images. Several of those images of the “fat” versions were Photoshopped. But the truth is, what the article is saying is true. To those who question the shallowness of looking for someone we find attractive, think again. There are many windows into the soul; the body is one of them. A person with a lot of excess weight, statistically has emotional problems (more specifically, has “deep and pervasive depression”). A person with a lot of excess weight tends to not be very active. A person who deceives someone from the beginning probably is not someone who is very trustworthy.
Wendy, I have to point out that these women are being just as shallow as the guys who see them at the restaurant on their “first date” and sneak out the back door. Because, what was root of the attraction they had to that guy? I would say that if it was reversed, and the guy showed up at the first date weighing twice what he was portrayed to weigh, that “angel” wouldn’t stick around. More than that, she would more than likely call him a liar. Why is it not socially appropriate for the reverse to be the case as well? But seriously, guys, if you get suckered into something like this. Play the same card women play “once a liar, always a liar! How you ever expect me to trust you?” See if that sinks in better than “Well… I’m surprised. You don’t look the same as I expected you to look.” Or the more common “Holy fatness!” (don’t laugh… that actually came out of one of my friend’s mouths).
Face it, guys do it too! It’s not like this is a new revelation..
It’s just a little more cushin for the pushin . Some of em have decent faces so no bag required.
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Interestingly, most of these girls are deemed unattractive because they are fat. In fact, being overweight appears to be a factor for 8 out of the 10. I wonder how many of these are American? Likely a crushing majority, if not all — pun intended.
Shallowness aside, obesity is unattractive for the same reason most unfavorable traits are unattractive: because it is often an indicator of poor genes. Being overweight increases the risk of heart disease, osteoarthritis, diabetes, etc., or more generally, increases the risk of death. A tendency to be obese, therefore, is correlated with a tendency to die early, which is something that is highly undesirable from a biological perspective. On another level, obesity is often caused by laziness, which is sociologically undesirable. We want people who will help hunt and gather food, not just sit around and eat it.
Humans, like all creatures, plants, fungi with an instinctive will to propagate, look to mate with the most genetically superior. In modern society, advances in medicine have rendered the traditional notion of Darwinism irrelevant. Thus, I don’t see the social ostracism of fat people as something that should be considered some gross moral wrong. It’s just a different sort of evolution. Predators ate the weak and slow Neanderthal, and society abhors the obese — in the end, neither gets to spread its seed.
you guys are all fucking gay you sorrow fucks
Jajaja!
You say that bro!
Myspaces of shitz!
Quit that website of shitz and just take some beers with real bros fo sho!
looks like the story of my life. but i do them anyways since i already put in all that work trying to score
howly macaroons|!!!!!
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esta muy bueno la verdad>!…y ahora que lo recuerdan es verdad ehh
Uno sinceramente no piensa que es tan asi…pero casos de estos hay muchos xDDD…haber si algun boludo/a de estos/as que salen en las fotos despues se animan a quedar en persona xDD.
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Joer!! No hay q fiarse de las primeras impresiones!! jajajaaa, aunq muchas fotos parecen montajes eh!! La verdad es q a cualquiera nos puede pasar eso de salir mejor o peor en una foto.
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it says a lot about the kind of people who WOULD go to the extent to hide this kinda thing…I mean honesty is the best policy, it’s not nice to go around deceiving people like that. Having said that, it’s not nice to judge people by looks either, although I reckon some of them should take a bit more care of their health size-wise. As for the others…I don’t think there’s much wrong with how they look, like the emo girl and all…please guys that’s not what I’d call ugly. Anyhow it’s just like Hollywood stars sans makeup, thats all…
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First off is the fact that this is most likely some big joke anyways. And if it isn’t? Then the girls in most of those pictures are overweight and unhealthy. That’s the truth that any medical doctor will tell you. A couple of those girls are even considered “morbidly obese.”
For those girls who say that only ugly guys would post shallow comments? Fuck you. You’re probably unattractive also. Oh, and just so you can see that I’m not hiding behind the internet anonymity… http://www.myspace.com/metusfatum
Girls are extremely lucky that many guys will settle for less than they can get. If more guys realized the power of choice that they could have then more overweight and unattractive women would be working to become attractive. And that unattractiveness DOES go beyond the skin. A good personality and a sharp wit are absolute requirements of mine, along with good looks. I’m not going to date some fatass cow just because she can carry on a good conversation. Especially since the whole “pretty = dumb” idea is false. There are plenty of well adjusted, physically beautiful, and highly intelligent girls out there. And I for one will NOT settle for a sub par girl who shows her lack of care through her incredible weight.
Oh, and my girlfriend tells me things about what her friends and other girls have said about fat girls and ugly guys. Guys aren’t the only ones that are shallow. But is it really shallow to critique someone for not living at their best?
Lose some weight fatties. I know you can do it! And then you can be one of those pretty girls with the good personality to boot. Stop complaining, stop whining, and stop trying to redirect the blame to men and society. Hit the fucking treadmill and lose some damn weight.
OMFG! This is FUCKING CRAZY!!! (sry for caps but u know; ) ) rotflolmao… man…
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Being ugly is one thing, being fat is just pure lazyness on their part. If they’re too lazy to exercise, eat less. Of course they’re too busy blaming something besides their own ineptitude for what they’re fat.
damn tricksters
First: Alright, so I have read all of these comments. I honestly do not know what to say. First off, I am pretty darn sure that first girl is fake. Someone said that the head looks super imposed onto the body…well I have to agree. That looks photoshoped to me; and not very well either. And that second girl is still VERY pretty.
Second: Men are shallow, but so are women! So my fellow girls get off your high horse and admit it! The first thing anybody notices in a person is their looks. It’s a fact of life. You cannot see a person personality right off the bat. You can see the way they act, but not their real personality. Stop acting holier than thou. It makes you look like an idiot. The very first thing I notice in anyone is their eyes, or if they have a nice looking face. Does that make me shallow? Maybe. Now I do not care if someone is fat; unless they are morbidly obese and obviously do not take care of themselves. Physical attraction is important when looking for a mate: DEAL WITH IT.
Third: NOT EVERYONE WHO IS FAT/OVERWEIGHT IS LAZY! I’ll be the first to admit it. I am overweight, but I sure as hell am not lazy. In fact I bet I eat better and exercise more than you. I exercise five times a week. I do not eat pre-prepared food. I do not eat fast food. I do not drink pop–regular or diet, because diet is worse for you than regular. I make all my own food. And once again I exercise. Yes some people who are fat are lazy, that is a given..But not everyone is. Don’t stereotype. It’s not cool.
Fourth: If you’re looking for dates on MySpace; that’s sad. How do you know that cute girl you are talking to isn’t some fifty year old man? Why not head on over to an online dating site like match.com? You’re bound to get less creepy people. Although I wouldn’t try eHarmony. They like to reject everyone. I got rejected because I am too happy. TOO HAPPY!
Oh and one more thing: not everyone who is overweight has self esteem issues either. You know what? I don’t give a rats ass what you think of my looks. Sure it’s nice to be complimented but if you don’t like me based souly on my appearance that’s your problem. I’ve always had good self esteem and that’s probably why I am overweight. I don’t care. I’ve never had issues with depression either. So…
http://myspace.com/hannahbanena - just because it seems to be a trend. And so you know I am not lying.
Damn. I did not realise my comment was that long.
I am a fat chick. I am fine with that, hell I use the angles. I am upfront about who I am and what I look like though. While I do beleive that many of the people who have posted on here are shallow, I do also say to each their own. There are people who only like skinny, some who only like fat, and some who don’t care at all. I think we should just let people be people. If you don’t like fat people, so be it. If you don’t like skinny people, ok then. Everyone has their own preferences, and no one will ever agree on a topic like this, thats just the way we are.
Oh, and by the way, the last girl, that picture is faked. You can clearly see her size in the first picture, you can see her stomach. And, being a fat girl myself, the second picture doesn’t even look real. Fat doesn’t look like that lol:P
I see you in the Hell
To John and Dude… I’m also W that posted the study from Language and Sexuality by Deborah Cameron and Don Kulick proving that men are more shallow than women. So I’m not full of shit. I’m actually working on my master’s degree in anthropology. My thesis work is on gender and language in regard to sexuality. I’ve written multiple chapters and perused an exhaustive list of sources on the differing perceptions of the genders. Men consider looks more strongly than women do… it’s a fact. Buy an IQ point.
And for Hannah, you seem generally right except in that presumption that looks are the first thing taken into account when meeting a person. You’re thinking of real life encounters, however online encounters can and often do begin and continue for long periods of time without face to face contact, and sometimes even without pictures. Three studies done last year, soon to be published, surveyed people that routinely initiated and continued relationships on the internet. Three weeks was the average time elapse before pictures were exchanged, and that time period was in relation to distance from each other. People that lived far apart from each other took longer, usually only exchanging pictures when a meeting was planned.
^^ Wendy: Yep I was refering more to real life encounters. And you are correct about online encounters.
Who the hell would take this seriously enough to make a long-winded explanation why people shouldn’t be judged on looks or that it’s being mean to talk about this?
It’s fucking myspace, it’s funny just by itself, “MySpace.”
You should make fun of anything that’s stupid, vapid, and a reflection of our society. Like girls posting pictures that are hilarious in their deceptiveness.
I mean, there’s a reason why these girls would post the first pic and not the second in these examples.
And the juxtaposition is even funnier.
P.S. These girls aren’t cute, if you think that go to hotornot.com and give everyone a fucking 10.
I found this amusing!!!
i just noticed that a profile is deleted on sexychill guess ( spaas ) is right lol sexychill is working hard to get the people who fake of the site hehe, i think there is no one on the net who post his full true photo
Lol—both photos are equally “truthful” and equally “untruthful.”
All is fair in love and war—how many guys preface their dating forays with a disclaimer, “I’m only interested in you for your body”?
Wendy, men go for looks and women go for money. Now tell me whats more shallow.
lol
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E as fotos sem photoshop aonde estao?
so what this says is even though you completely connected with someone, and think they’re smart, funny, and otherwise good conversationalists, you shouldn’t even consider dating them if they’re not ur idea of attractive? i completely agree with whoever it was up above that pointed out that if the only way u can find chicks is the net ur probably not exactly a dreamboat
and seriously, who doesn’t try to take pictures from the best possible angle? i bet no one on here purposely takes pictures that look bad
No “dreaded angel” here, just all angel check out for yourself at http://www.myspace.com/peicesofbeautiful add me if you want
i cant belive he put my photos on here
i trusted him and he betrayed me
i thought he loved me for me. . not my appaearance
this world is so materialistic
I’ve never been afraid of a big girl. They’ll give you some of the best loving in bed you’ll find. So all you snobs keep chasing the un attainable bitches, and suffer through the blue balls, while I’ll be balls deep in some fat ol ass tonight!
wow that was graphic. i feel sick now.
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You are all shallow and should all take a good hard look at yourselves bet none of you are even attractive!! Hope none of these chick are your sisters etc….. Get a life and a mirrow!!
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Hey James - WTF is a mirrow?
Shows how trifflin bitches are!!!
Well, I must say this was enlightening. What is wrong with anyone, but especially women, believing themselves to be beautiful? If they see themselves as beautiful, and portray themselves as such, there is nothing wrong with that.
Each individual is allowed their own opinion, just because you think overweight is ugly or wrong, doesn’t mean that there aren’t folks out there who think the opposite.
If you are so concerned, make certain your superficial self is honest & asks for a complete body shot, no weird angles or anything. Make what YOU want known, don’t blame it on some fat chick because she believes she is “all that” and portrays herself that way. If you don’t let her know upfront that you are shallow and wont consider anyone with any meat on their bones then you are the person in the wrong, stringing someone along. It is your responsibility to ask the proper questions to get the whole answer.
You cannot blame the in-your-opinion fat/ugly/otherwise unattractive person for wearing make-up, brushing their hair, taking care of themselves and putting themselves in a position to feel good about themselves and showing that on the internet .
Really, when you get up to go to work do you just roll outta bed in your wrinkled clothes with your stinky mouth and wander into work? Is that what you do for your picture on myspace, choose the picture that reflects your worst traits? Or do you pick something in which you view yourself in a positive light?
But fat girls can’t do that?
Because they are fat?
Um. Ok.
I like the fatties, especially Hamela.
damn! but hey, i have to admit, some of ‘em are cuties alright. And besides, I don’t think there’s anything wrong posing to have a picture perfect shot but it’s a different story if you are going to show such great photos to someone online in order for you to have a “Catch”.
but hey, they are hot.
Has anyone had a chance to make love with such big girls? LOL
man, these chicks are ugly … haha losers (ino im shallow but damn their really ugly, i can’t help myself).
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I call BS on the last girl.
In the first pic you can see in the bottom right corner that there are no giant rolls protruding from her sides.
In the second pic I asked myself why did they censor the image all the way across? Because they are a combination of two people. The girl in the bottom image must have been wearing a bra or bikini top to hold up what should be very heavy, long (and I’m sure hideous) boobs. Otherwise they would be hanging farther down on her gut. The girl in the top image is not wearing anything up top (you can see her strap tan line on her left shoulder). Plus it looks like the bottom half should be bit further away and to the left match up better.
since when being fat is a crime? everyone has their rights to choose. if someone choose to be lazy and fat, and that makes them happy. why dont you mind your own fucking business??
yes we are all superficial and shallow. but maybe a prettier than reality picture would motivate you more to get to know the girl. and if you really get along, i am sure you wouldnt mind the look that much (well, of course reality cant be too far away from pics).
guys do the same thing too anyway! no one would like to post a ugly pic of themselves as profile pic. so why is the fuss all about girls? oh does that mean guys are more superficial than girls?
besides, who says angels have to be hot?
Wow, what can I say some very intelligent (not) ppl on here and goes without saying they are here for a reason, maybe because they are so shallow and stupid! Why don’t you post photos of yourselves?? Lets see why you are really here and not out with the chick of your dreams….Why because you hide and bitch behind forums due your stupid insecurities you can’t get a life but have all the time in the world to critise and bitch about girls here who YOU judge!!! So get a life and stop being so bitch, afterall we are suppose to be REAL men and not bitches!!! And for the smart ass who wouldn’t even put his real name here, it’s mirror and you are probably so f***** ugy you don’t own one!! Is that all you can pick on my argument-SAD!!!
P.S have read some of your rather aweful STUPID brain dead comments and believe I can’t be bothered or care less about your thoughts or DUMB comments, fortunately I have a life and a fantastic chick who is just the most amazing gilr I have ever met!! Met her because I have a life and more importantly a personality!!! Can you say the same? For sure I will NOT spend the rest of my life on these dumb forums, more importantly I will be having heaps of fun:-) Smug and happy guy:-) Are you??????
People will always make fun of fat people and if that offends you because your a fat person then do something about it other than sitting on your (Still) fat a$$ and walk off some of those dinner rolls. I hate it when fat people complain about being fat but they dont do anything about it, go to a doctor and get liposuction, join a fitness club, and not all ways of loseing fat are expensive…you know…like walking…people do that sometimes…and a longer distance than the bathroom, fridge, and computer would be a good idea. If your so fat that you cant excersize and you cant do anything but sit and have people move you, well f#ck your just screwed.
Hey James - Have fun with your “gilr” maybe you two could go buy a “mirrow” together and live happily-ever-after
- PS I am secretly in love with you - **wink wink**
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Nice work on this post.
This certainly explains why so many girls “appear” to be hotties on MySpace.
I would definitely _NOT_ hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standards
Where are the ugly guys, married men and the ex cons who pretend to be the boy next door. That just as bad.
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OMG… that is frightening accept the truth “NOT attractive” fatty’s are NOT sexy… freakin free willy on a blanket
“COLD HARSH REALITY”
I would never consider picking up/ getting interested in someone off a website for these reasons, but even more because a my space or something is easily alterable to make your personality seem perfect, without the quirks. I’d rather just find someone in a date situation. As far as deception, if your not comfortable enough to put a full body shot of yourself, unaltered, readily available to the people your trying to impress, then you should learn how to become comfortable with yourself. I have unbelievably high standards, many men do, but just keep in mind, just because i say that doesn’t mean i want a 120 pound big-boobed beauty contest winner.
No personality- No date.
xDDDD
hahah
The first two pictures and the last two pictures are of the same girl. She is a BBW model (Plump Princess).
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yeah yr right with sexychill’s thing moon
Hamela is my favorite fat chick too, mittens. That’s because I AM Hamela. hahah, you like a dude! You fail at teh intarnet.
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fat girls should be banned, we should have like ad blockers or something to protect our browsers from those white whales. Seriously, mozilla please do something about that!
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check out the angles on this guy here!!!!
http://www.myspace.com/mrsmithmusiconline
I think people miss the point of the article. While he does take a cheap stab at the overweight gals on this post, the author isn’t trying tell you to “beware of fat chicks.” He’s really just telling you guys to watch out for the deceptive pictures that some women may use. The main point being addressed is that these women are being misleading in how they represent themselves.
On another note, men can just as easily be misleading in their pictures as well… however, the author (most likely a straight guy) probably doesn’t do same sex research. However, traditionally women aren’t quite as easily taken in by attractiveness as opposed to men. A hot girl will get way more attention from guys than an attractive guy will from women.
It’s always a risk when you date using social networking. It’s almost better use of your time to look for business partners online.
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Somehow it looks like some of their faces don’t match the fat pics, but I guess I could be wrong
speechless…disturbia
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god dammmn i shoulda looked twice
you know, your a fucking ass. Just because some people are bigger than most, or because they have a crook in their nose, or their not as pretty as most dosn’t mean you need to act like this. All guys want is skinny beautiful girls, well its not just all about that.
The human race is disgusting.
So what’s with most of the photos only being of plus size people?!?! tsk tsk
Who says now he isn´t superficial? lol
I am appalled by this article, I am a photographer and it IS all about the angles and being able to capture that beauty they have within and allowing it to shine thru in the pic’s. Not all of us are as perfect on the outside, but we can take an amazing photo. So what’s wrong with cropping out the inperfection’s…absolutely nothing. We have society to thank and to blame for making us believe that we have to look a certain way for others to except us. In conclusion, (because I could go on and on about this article)it was probably some skinny BITCH that posted this or a superficial male that was disappointed with the actual product when face to face…but what that male or female needs to remember is that…if they have been chatting with this person then they have gotten to know this person thru words, and not just the picture and THAT is who they fell for in the end…LOOKS ASIDE!
ATTENTION VICTIMS:
Being a fatty is a problem. Fat people can have cool personalities, but lets face it, unless you dig the meat I don’t think you’ll be fucking one anytime soon. It’s nature’s way of making sure we don’t all get chunky and turn into a bunch of Hutts.
The same thing can be said about unattractive people. And I think we need the media to tell us who’s ugly, it’s pretty damn obvious. But hey, work on your body and you might pick up some poor sucker with beer goggles on.
And if you really, really can’t find anyone then maybe you should be looking into the RSPCA to adopt some cats. Or perhaps find something that you can substitute with getting laid, like getting high.
Btw, Ali Green, I hope you aren’t going to tarnish the name of other photographers out there who don’t function at the level of your meaningless commercial philosophy.
Thar she blows!
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WELL MISTER “NO COMMENT” YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. YOU MUST BE EITHER A MALE OR A SKINNY BITCH THAT THINK’S HE OR SHE IS ALL THAT. AND IF YOU ARE A PHOTOGRAPHER AS WELL THAN I FEEL SORRY FOR YOUR SUBJECTS OR WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO PHOTOGRAPH! AND I DO NOT FUNCTION AT THE “LEVEL OF MEANINGLESS COMMERCIAL PHILOSOPHY” AS YOU STATED. I GUESS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET YOUR STUPID POINT ACROSS IS TO USE TERMS SUCH AS THAT. GROW UP!
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I also have gto agree with yakko 1 and what they had to say.
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but i like pie with my cornflakes
I don’t care what any of you people say, the last girl is beautiful IMHO
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I’m sorry for the poor representation of females that these girls leave… guys you have to be careful of freaks like this! It would take a lot more work for guys to portray themselves as these girls have…
Take it easy.
You men are so incredibly shallow! These woman may have been deceitful but they do not desreve those comments. Do you men have any idea what it is like to try and look good and maintain a half way decent body - I weigh 65 Kg’s and am 1.67 in height - I am fit - yet I was still told by a boyfriend that he would not have sex with me till I lost some weight!! So yes you are all shallow - cause those are the girls that you may end up marrying as the hot ones generally turn out to be sluts - but then again men seem to like sluts.
In the end you have to wonder if there are there any real men out there - you all seem the same.
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Why the hell are people still looking for love online anyway? Facebook, Myspace, MSN etc. is supposed to make networking easier. If you happen to befriend a stranger then expect the unexpected, dont be naiive about it.
I think the reason why this article was written is because the writer is one of those pricks looking 4 random sex and has been taken 4 a piss by 1 of these examples. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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not for me but easy on the comments guys you give us a bad name
Hey if the guys so desperate to be looking for ppl over the net then should be happy with whatver he gets
Just wanna leave a msg. I met one of my ex’s online, i fell for him before i even saw his face. And reality is, he isn’t very attractive. On a note, that’s not the reason we broke up after.
My point is, there ARE people with good personalities even if they’re fat and unattractive. Sometimes thyroid diseases are factors that can cause a person to go overweight even when he/she isn’t eating that much, in other words, some people can’t help but to be fat.
I must have hit a soft spot with you, Ms. AG. It’s ok, no need for all caps, I understand that you may be fugly and survive alone on the fact that you can crop all the rubbish away. But here’s a fact, the crap is still there, even if you can’t see it. I’m sorry, but there’s just something very disturbing about humping away at someone I can’t even stand to look at in the morning, no matter how much ‘good conversation’ may come out of it.
There’s no such thing as attraction based on purely looks or personality. It’s a combination of both and everyone knows that. You can’t pretend that someone is going to like you for who you are and totally overlook your appearance. That’s a load of crap.
And it doesn’t mean you can’t find somebody if you’re fugly, I’m sure a fugly could, that other person isn’t going to be a looker either though. Which is fine, really, everyone deserves a shot at happiness. But I just don’t think people should be trying to enforce this ideal that looks shouldn’t count. We’d all be living in one big lie if we actually believed that.
“The same thing can be said about unattractive people. And I think we need the media to tell us who’s ugly, it’s pretty damn obvious.”
By the way, what I meant to say was that we DON’T need the media to tell us who’s ugly. It’s pretty damn obvious. It really is.
Having pondered this, I have come up with an idea: Charity Plastic Surgery. Normally I wouldn’t advertise plastic surgery, but I think it should be provided free of charge to ugly people to make them normal. And when I say ugly here, I mean the kind of person you notice BECAUSE they’re ugly. You know what I’m talking about. Wouldn’t you think these people deserve the chance to look at themselves in the mirror and not feel like a piece of crap for once? I do. Because it saves me from catching one in my eye and getting hit by a car one day.
I’d still fuck ‘em.
quote: “… there ARE people with good personalities even if they’re fat and unattractive. Sometimes thyroid diseases are factors that can cause a person to go overweight even when he/she isn’t eating that much, in other words, some people can’t help but to be fat.”
Why is it that ‘thyroid problems’ are ONLY apparent in countries with a better-than-average standard of living? I’m sorry to say, but although the thyroid is near the gullet, the condition is rare and the body fat is most likely to be pitiful eating habits. Stop chowing down on all of the sugar and simple carbs.
Medical problems from obesity cause over 7 times as much cost to the medical industry than most other common conditions (including all of the ills related to smoking) combined. However, there’s no “twinky tax”, and it’s rude to harass a pig although you bloated people harass smokers all the time. We’ll outlive you…