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Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles”! (PICS)

October 6, 2007

MySpace GirlSo you’ve been talking to this hot young lady that you met on MySpace, Facebook, Friendster or one of the many other social networking or dating sites that are available online and you believe you have come to a point that you are ready to meet her. You get along great and have awesome conversations over the phone and on instant messenger. You listen to the same bands and have similar interests, irks, aspirations, and idiosyncrasies. In short, it really seems like you are falling for this girl.

And her pictures. “Wow” is all you can say every time that you look at them. The way that her hair falls over her shoulder as she gives you that sultry-but-oh-so-innocent look in the photo that she sent you which drives you wild. You can hardly believe that you have found a creature that is so beautiful, yet so deep and really into your interests as well. You’ve even caught yourself feeling a little sorry that you previously held the misconception that all girls that look this great are vapid and stuck up. But now you know better and you thank the internet and your computer every day while you have endless conversations with her while staring at her photo that you have now plastered onto your desktop.

You know she’s hot. You’ve shown her picture to your friends and they think she’s hot. And now you’re ready to meet her. But are you prepared for what you may actually find?

Well, let this serve as a warning to you because you may have just fallen victim to the dreaded, “MySpace Angles.”

MySpace Girl

The MySpace Angles phenomenon isn’t one that is new but is a growing concern for men, young and old, across the globe. Photography-savvy young ladies are utilizing crafty camera angles and even photo software to weave a type of black magic onto their likenesses that would rival even the most forgiving Glamour Shots photographers of the old days. These crafty ladies will bend and conform themselves precariously to just the right position to hide those multiple chins, unsightly bulges, and possibly even hooves in the attempt to rope in unsuspecting victims across the World Wide Web.

MySpace Angle:

MySpace Girl

Cold, Harsh Reality:

MySpace Girl

You may tell yourself that by being diligent about asking for multiple photos you are being an alarmist and maybe even paranoid. Additionally, the fact that this phenomenon exists may even appear to be mean-spirited and just plain wrong. However, we ask you while presenting this evidence to you today: Just who is at fault here? Should you feel guilty for ensuring that the package you are presented is the package you should expect? Or are you just going to hold out until the bitter end and hope for the best?

MySpace Angle Super Cutie:

MySpace Girl

Larger-than-expected Dinner Date Bill

MySpace Girl

 

 

Asian Honey + Glasses = Smart and Sexy!

MySpace Girl

You’re gonna need more sake to be able to seal this deal!

MySpace Girl

 

 

Trippy little cutie that is sure to be a blast to hang out with:

MySpace Girl

In reality, “little” doesn’t quite describe the trip you’re going on.

MySpace Girl

 

 

A veritable Goddess at this angle:

MySpace Girl

But the light of day suggests otherwise.

MySpace Girl

 

 

This princess has a heart of gold and the face of an angel:

MySpace Girl

But take away the soft-lighting effects of photo-editing software and another creature emerges.

MySpace Girl

 

 

This is a quirky little hottie that can hang out with the guys and still be cute:

MySpace Girl

Well, she can hang out with the guys, anyway. And probably drink them all under the table, to boot.

MySpace Girl

 

 

The emo girl of your dreams:

MySpace Girl

Or maybe your worst nightmare.

MySpace Girl

 

 

And finally, one late night you asked your beauty for some boob shots:

MySpace Girl

And you GOT ‘EM!

MySpace Girl

Taking a cue from Shallow Hal, love may be blind and beauty may only be skin deep but a façade of smoke and mirrors is no way to begin a relationship and if the lovely lady of your online dreams isn’t truthful with you about herself upfront, can you be so sure you can trust her down the road?

Consider this as a public service announcement to all the would-be e-Romeos out there that are trolling the social sites looking for love: watch out, because you may be biting off more than you can chew!

NEXT: REVENGE of the MySpace Angles! (PICS)

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Comments

378 Responses to “Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles”! (PICS)”

  1. ScAreCroW (Daniel) on October 7th, 2007 8:02 pm

    Wow, that’s gross and scary. Makes me want to consider not asking for cams. NOT lol.

  2. Bonekhan on October 7th, 2007 8:52 pm

    Yes, we should all be shallow and superficial.

  3. ryan on October 7th, 2007 8:53 pm

    Anyone have nudes?

  4. Entreri on October 7th, 2007 9:03 pm

    “Bonekhan on October 7th, 2007 at 8:52 pm

    Yes, we should all be shallow and superficial.”

    Most people already are. Chances are you won’t meet anyone that’s not already looking out for #1… and if they’re not they’re either Mother Teresa or incredibly naive.

  5. alpha754293 on October 7th, 2007 9:05 pm

    “Angles” eh? Definitely no angels here.

  6. locdawg on October 7th, 2007 9:12 pm

    MOAR of the first chick! Big girl is HOT.

  7. K on October 7th, 2007 9:16 pm

    You guys are harsh! True, none of them look as amazing as in their ‘angled’ photos, but a lot of them are still at least moderately cute! Besides, if you are only able to pick up girls on the internet, then I’m sure you’re not that great of a pick either.

  8. Mickel on October 7th, 2007 9:27 pm

    I still think these girl look cute!

    You shouldn’t be shallow, they are all HOT!

  9. justin johnson on October 7th, 2007 9:29 pm

    i like to call them “secret fatties”, if all you can see is the face you know they are hiding something.

  10. Alex on October 7th, 2007 9:35 pm

    Learn to spell for chrissakes! It’s “Angel” not “Angel”!!!!

  11. Muse on October 7th, 2007 9:42 pm

    I think ‘Angle’ would be more appropriate for this article — the angles for the pictures pretty much hide everything. :P

  12. Zombie Kid on October 7th, 2007 9:48 pm

    I like turtles

  13. Turd Furgusen on October 7th, 2007 9:55 pm

    FUPA FUPA FUPA!

  14. jeff on October 7th, 2007 9:56 pm

    I met my wife on the Internet, I’m a male model, shes fine, meh, just guess u have to be careful :P. But just goes to show u what a good camera angle can do for you, even if you do look horrid, i know :S. goodnight.

  15. king on October 7th, 2007 10:04 pm

    I’ve always called them “Secret Internet Fatties” (SIFs), making use of course of the “SIF Angle”.

    Call me shallow if you will, however do remember that their deception is the root of the issue. What I’ve personally never quite understood is, to what end do they believe their actions lead? Obviously at some point it will backfire. I can only imagine that they believe the reward of some period of flirting (however virtual it may be) outweighs the disappointment that is certain to follow.

  16. Show yourself on October 7th, 2007 10:04 pm

    Lets see the ultra hot and sexy writer of this article.

    No… didnt think so…

  17. matt on October 7th, 2007 10:09 pm

    Even when you’re staring your girlfriend directly in the face, her beauty is only an angle. Anyone who thinks his girlfriend actually is beautiful is completely disconnected from reality. And that’s the truth.

  18. G_Tactics on October 7th, 2007 10:12 pm

    Where is the Hutt?

  19. gray8110 on October 7th, 2007 10:14 pm

    Why do I always see stuff like this when I’m eating.. and no… unlike everyone in this picture.. I’m NOT always eating.

  20. Growl on October 7th, 2007 10:14 pm

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  21. mono on October 7th, 2007 10:24 pm

    funny how things happen… the same thing happen to me,but maybe it is the age, or what ever but you know you gotta give credit to overweight and “rare beauty” babes. They really go all the way (as a porn goddess, as stuff only seen on the net…), and actually you can have a pretty good conversation with them after they have gone all the way. So try one of them just for kicks! Believe me dude you won’t be dissapointed.
    And you know what is even better they are always available, anytime, anywhere.It is good to have a backup when the saturday night hot cheer leader stands you up!
    cheers

  22. spa on October 7th, 2007 10:31 pm

    i think its a reason why they made sexychill lol, you can see a very sexy ladiest in the newest members then you dont find it anymore, ask them where have they gone ( NOT SEXY ENOUGH TO BE IN SEXYCHILL ), LOL

  23. Jonathan on October 7th, 2007 10:34 pm

    GET THE HARPOONS!

  24. spa on October 7th, 2007 10:35 pm

    but they still look hot

  25. Rachel on October 7th, 2007 10:37 pm

    WHERE ARE THE MALE PICTURES!?!!?!

  26. Jayson Barclay on October 7th, 2007 10:42 pm

    People are now being deceptive on the internet? I can’t believe it. Next you’ll tell me a Nigerian guy DOESN’T have a large chunk of cash for me.

  27. spaas on October 7th, 2007 10:46 pm

    yeah in sexychill you can see lot of pics for new members then you check again and dont find them,ask sexychill support they will say ( THEY ARE NOT SEXY ENOUGH TO JOIN SEXYCHILL SO MANY PEOPLE RATED THEM AS UGLY AND FAKING IN THE PROFILE PHOTOS, BEAUTY IS IN YOUR PERSONALITY NOT YOUR LOOKS ) :D

  28. spyder on October 7th, 2007 10:57 pm

    i still sleep with the asian girl let face she still asian :)

  29. Jesus on October 7th, 2007 10:58 pm

    Dudes, even *I* wouldn’t screw some of these chicks. And I’m JESUS.

  30. ETeimoso12 on October 7th, 2007 11:07 pm

    Hey

    The first photo is already on youtube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1bfBF2Wyf4

    haha

  31. J. Ripper on October 7th, 2007 11:07 pm

    emo girl is emo.

    moor pics and links to myspace plix.

  32. Jesus on October 7th, 2007 11:09 pm

    americanpsycho, that’s sexist. I happen to know a few good lookin’ chicks that are smart. Also, you are going to hell

    kthxbie

  33. americanpsycho on October 7th, 2007 11:12 pm

    Why this is hell, nor am I out of it. Thinkest thou that I who saw the face of God and tasted the eternal joys of heaven am not tormented with 10,000 hells in being deprived of everlasting bilss?
    Your perception of there intelligence is relative; they may be smarter than you, but not I.

  34. Jesus on October 7th, 2007 11:14 pm

    americanpsycho, look, I won’t pretend I know what you said, but you’re still going to hell.

  35. Jesus on October 7th, 2007 11:16 pm

    Also, no take-backs. You lose.

    lol

  36. americanpsycho on October 7th, 2007 11:17 pm

    Now I understand why you think they are smart.

  37. Jesus on October 7th, 2007 11:19 pm

    Dude, you’re calling me an idiot when you decided to fight with someone called Jesus on the internet over girls being smart and you going to hell. I really never read your comments, because I don’t follow the fascist groove. After the first one I just wanted to piss you off. It was funny at first, but it’s possible that it’s going to get out of hand. You fed a troll.

    -50
    LOLCYA

  38. Jesus on October 7th, 2007 11:22 pm

    I read your comments. Ever hear of spell check?

    Also, lol I’m an atheist.

  39. Germaine Greer on October 7th, 2007 11:22 pm

    How about the gross out guy shots? cant wait to see them ;)

  40. americanpsycho on October 7th, 2007 11:23 pm

    Sorry pedant.

  41. Azie on October 7th, 2007 11:31 pm

    There is only one girl there that I would find actually ugly.

  42. XesusKrist on October 7th, 2007 11:32 pm

    Hey, ever notice how the Earth’s magnetic field distinctly resembles a human ass? I wonder why you’re so attracted to them durr? It’d be funny if it weren’t so damn pathetic. I loved hearing Jenna Jameson say that walking out on a stripclub stage to a crowd of men is like showing boobs to a hungry baby.

    Any of you who agree with this completely deserve the mindless vapid type of ‘woman’ you’re apparently after, and deserve to be lied to. Half of these girls have cuter faces than any airbrushed cover girl model. Considering how much they can fake nowadays, you jizzbags have probably beat off to women just like this. I’m not exaggerating.

  43. Bad Angle on October 7th, 2007 11:32 pm

    I just think it’s funny that these pictures are being ridiculed to the extent that they are. If somebody is overweight and unattractive and they have an angle that makes them look good - why the hell shouldn’t they put it up on their profile? It’s their public profile - why would they put up shots where they’re at their worst?

    I mean, I get the “dishonest” argument, but it’s still their profile. They’re entitled to post whatever pictures (flattering or not) they want.

  44. matelot on October 8th, 2007 12:07 am

    wow this is real ?
    i mean the top pic & lower pic is the same person ?

  45. amazinazn on October 8th, 2007 12:23 am

    and now you know why photography is so big these days
    ppl are always looking for someone who can give them “nice angles”

    http://www.myspace.com/xo_peaches_xo

  46. ohmymy on October 8th, 2007 12:32 am

    If you get intimate with some of these fat girls, you WILL get crushed under the weight of her body…

    These people are best left not reproducing…

  47. hot guy on October 8th, 2007 12:47 am

    Dude any of those chix avail?

  48. chubby chase on October 8th, 2007 1:06 am

    Soo….. anyone have the uncensored version of the last pic?. seriously.

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  50. dardar on October 8th, 2007 1:23 am

    People have both flattering and un-flattering pictures taken of them, even if they are attractive in real life. How they end up on the internets is another story.

  51. MGibbs on October 8th, 2007 1:25 am

    Yes, XesusKrist, those of us who do not enjoy being misled deserve “vapid” women since, obviously, any woman without a double-digit dress size is going to be a moronic airhead.

    And yes, Bad Angle, it is their profile and everyone wants to look good, you’re right. What becomes problematic is if a “MySpace Angle” seeks a real-life romance with someone who is under the impression that she is a size-4. While appearance are not everything, more often than not, there is going to be an issue with this once there is a face-to-face meeting.

  52. Saddam Gomorrah on October 8th, 2007 1:45 am

    God, you’re a douche.

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  54. starr on October 8th, 2007 2:22 am

    makes me kind of happy that me or no one i know is a part of the examples up there lmao

  55. meneame.net on October 8th, 2007 2:52 am

    Cuidado con las fotos del chat; el ángulo lo es todo [IMG]

    ¿Nos ha pasado a todos? Ejemplos reales de chicas en las que se demuestra que el ángulo puede cambiar completamente la realidad. No preparéis las flores todavía, y pedíd más fotos antes de viajar a su ciudad. :)

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  57. californiasun on October 8th, 2007 2:55 am

    I really don’t get what the whole obsession is for not only girls but guys as well to take over or underexposed pictures of themselves at retarded angles and in mirror refelections is…. to make themselves seem “better looking”?….I hate it even when “pretty people” do it….fack….. or cropping out their full body shots…whats there to be ashamed of?….your fat or your skinny…deal with it..

    good old internet I guess.

    I agree with the person named “K” posted on here.
    If guys (and in some chances girls too) are trying to pick up on the net, then in a way thats pretty sad.
    go watch some porn or something…and that way you can secretly be in love with fatties or chinese girls with funny teeth…and no one will care…

    Whatever ever happened to going out and meeting real people anyways?
    lol

    reh.

  58. Buddy on October 8th, 2007 2:56 am

    ‘Learn to spell for chrissakes! It’s “Angel” not “Angel”!!!!’
    lmao, you show ‘em bud!

  59. ALLY on October 8th, 2007 3:02 am

    HAHAHA.. its funny cause girls actually do it to make them look better..

    REMEMBER THE PHRASE.. “your hotter on myspace” - ask her for a full body pic first before you fall lol

  60. aaaa on October 8th, 2007 3:09 am

    Wanting an accurate representation of a person may be superficial, but it is practical. In the end, people must be physically attracted to one another, so deceiving others about your appearance is only deferring the inevitable. If anything, not being misleading saves both parties embarrassment and time.

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  62. J on October 8th, 2007 3:32 am

    WOW !

  63. FAKE on October 8th, 2007 4:01 am

    FAKE

  64. PFunk on October 8th, 2007 4:25 am

    Ahhhhhhhh Do Not Want!!!

  65. n1ce on October 8th, 2007 5:04 am

    What about the guys?

  66. NB on October 8th, 2007 5:06 am

    Interestingly enough I have a feeling I have one of these on my MSN list…!

  67. andrew on October 8th, 2007 5:12 am

    dude!, i still tap most of those asses man!!.

  68. annorexic on October 8th, 2007 5:22 am

    Haha die!

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  71. PeopleAreNotStatic on October 8th, 2007 5:37 am

    People, and women even more so than men, are in a constant state of flux. Looking at someone at their worst and at their best is always going to be shocking in a photo.

    What I find interesting is how much little things like lighting, posture or the angle at which clothes are hunge can make a difference. I’m sure any of these ladies looks absolutely alluring given the right combination of the above three aspects.

    Also, the author is probably unaware of how these factors and others like body hair contouring and makeup play in creating the phenomena of photographic beauty.

    In real life however, even if you limit it to sex, appearance is really only a fraction of the overall experience.

  72. Anonymous on October 8th, 2007 5:40 am

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  73. crispy_crab on October 8th, 2007 5:46 am

    The chick in the green shirt is cute.
    The one rolling her eyes back is just being goofy.
    Stupid examples you have there, but some are good ones.

  74. Anónimo on October 8th, 2007 6:09 am

    What’s the problem? They cheat, but most people do and at least, these ones have a good reason. They have to beat the barrier of beauty.

    You should stop thinking about beauty and think about their money. LOL

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  78. LisaLisa on October 8th, 2007 7:02 am

    To those asking for the guy photos: Forget it, we’ll never see them. In general the guys most likely to critique women like these are themselves inferior by several measures but can’t bring themselves to admit it, even if they KNOW they’re gross, fat, smelly, immature, boorish, neanderthal misfits.

    Do you really think good, datable guys waste their time & karma posting “warnings” about imperfect babes haunting the web? Never. That stuff comes from the turds & losers. The good guys are too busy getting laid.

  79. Mario on October 8th, 2007 7:21 am

    Geez…it really makes me think about it :)

    Really good point BEWARE of Myspace Angels :D :D :D

  80. Jess on October 8th, 2007 7:27 am

    Yo can call it “wysinwii”

  81. Tman on October 8th, 2007 7:53 am

    There you go. Never judge a book by its cover and never judge a chick by her photo.

  82. Momboy on October 8th, 2007 8:17 am

    Boys make the same fake whit plus of other person expensive sport car and sunglases

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  85. Jon on October 8th, 2007 11:13 am

    hahahahahahaha lol soooo true!!!

  86. El reloj de arena on October 8th, 2007 11:45 am

    Fotos engañosas

    Todos conocemos MySpace , Fotolog , Gente Ya … en fin, ese tipo de páginas donde puedes conocer gente, ver fotos suyas y eso.

    Pero hay una cosa que a lo mejor no sabéis…

  87. Razr on October 8th, 2007 11:51 am

    To American Psycho:

    Nay, not hell dear friend, but the plains ‘twixt the pearly and fiery gates. Roads in either direction stretch long, but good and wicked men aplenty stand to guide us.
    You chose your fate, friend, you tasted of the joys, and turned your back upon them, leaving your eternal soul to be fed upon by the dogs. Friend, these choices are still yours, never too late is the hour in which to turn.

    As far as it goes, when I go somewhere where I might meet chicks, I dress real nice, put on smell ‘em and such. How is this any different?

  88. Norm on October 8th, 2007 11:57 am

    When your criteria are so shallow, and your evaluation skills so poor … you deserve nothing more than an “angel.”

  89. Tripping on October 8th, 2007 12:00 pm

    First off, do you see something strange on these photos? For what its worth I dont think these are the same people in the second photo that we are seeing in the first photo.
    If you look carefully there are differences in their facial looks.
    The first on looks like someone superimposed this girls face onto this body.
    I dont think photo # 1 goes with Photo #2, Look carefully before you take something at Face Value.

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  91. James on October 8th, 2007 12:02 pm

    A friend in college had a theory he liked to call the “Arms Rule”. I am not going to go into detail, but with it you can judge a girl’s entire body just by looking at her bare arms. It has been field tested and proven 100% effective. To this day, I won’t meet a girl unless I see a pic with her arms in it. Guys, pay attention, and you will figure it out.

  92. hexx on October 8th, 2007 12:08 pm

    lol myspace

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  94. W on October 8th, 2007 12:33 pm

    In the book Language and Sexuality by Deborah Cameron and Don Kulick a study was cited about how important appearance is considered among different communities (p114). They studied personal ads in this case seeing how often looks were the focus in the ads as people asked for different things they were looking for in a mate. Overall gay men ranked highest mentioning looks first and foremost, then straight men. Straight women concentrated more on other aspects of professionalism and personality, then looks. Lesbians came in last for importance of looks caring more about compatibility and personality than looks.

    Deception is in the perception:
    So for men, a woman representing herself in the best possible light (so to speak) seems deceptive because he places more importance on those looks than the great communication and the “connection” felt during that time spent communicating. For a woman, the communication and “connection” are more important and so the picture doesn’t seem deceptive since appearance is only of marginal value.

    Proof that men are shallow and only care about looks. Many comments mention that this article doesn’t mention the deceptive pictures of men, there isn’t a need to since women don’t care as much about looks as men do.

  95. fatty hater on October 8th, 2007 12:44 pm

    lol, fat chicks suck

  96. W on October 8th, 2007 12:56 pm

    In the book Language and Sexuality by Deborah Cameron and Don Kulick a study was cited about how important appearance is considered among different communities (p114). They studied personal ads in this case seeing how often the focus in the ads was appearance, as people stated different things they were looking for in a mate. Overall gay men ranked highest mentioning looks foremost, then straight men. Straight women concentrated more on profession and personality, then looks. Lesbians came in last for importance of looks caring more about compatibility and personality than appearance.

    So for men, a woman representing herself in the best possible light (so to speak) seems deceptive because he places more importance on those looks than the great communication and “connection” felt during that time spent communicating. Of course for a woman the communication is more important, so the picture is of little value.

  97. 2Winners on October 8th, 2007 1:28 pm

    I, too, met my man on-line. I have a degree, a masters, a concentration, and a certification, am a model in my free time, and work for a major software company, and he also has a degree, a minor, works as a licensing manager for a major computer company, and is gorgeous! Sometimes people are just intimidated in person by the good ones; the internet is a great place to find those who are worth it. However, not everyone is a winner, and what is in pictures is not always the truth . . . I believe these previous pictures prove my point . . .

  98. loko on October 8th, 2007 1:30 pm

    ke asco dais hijasdeputa

  99. zee on October 8th, 2007 1:32 pm

    most of the “real” photos are taken with a distorting wide angle lens from close-up so they look worse than they should if a photo was taken properly!

  100. paco on October 8th, 2007 1:50 pm

    k cerdas x dias me deis asco!!
    no os da vergunze jilipollas de mierda?? x dias k asco da la girda!!

  101. Jon on October 8th, 2007 2:11 pm

    artistic photos means ugly/fat people… hot people looks hot without artistic angles… sorry

    hate the game not the player

  102. Diablo on October 8th, 2007 2:58 pm

    Some of these girls, while not what I’d consider “hot” are actually pretty damned good lookin’, even in the “real pictures”.

    Besides, some girls I happen to know use pics like that in order to help weed-out the riff-raff and superficial pricks. Hell, I’ve seen it in reverse order, girls usin’ so-called “fat pics” (either of themselves at a younger age, or a friend) to do the job for ‘em.

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  104. mike on October 8th, 2007 3:17 pm

    I have actually had this happen before. I drove 2 hours to meet with this chick that had pretty cute pics and seemed real cool on the phone. She shows up to my hotel and BAM, she is huge! I don’t care about what you all say about beauty on the inside, this angle picture is a lie perpetrated by these women because they know they are big and wouldn’t get any replies if they showed a straight on shot. At least the evening was way awkward because it just seemed mean to pack up and leave after seeing her, but damn, clue a brother in!!!

  105. Warthog on October 8th, 2007 3:31 pm

    The overweight girls on the photos can actually be hot. I can bring each one of them to shape in three months if they cooperate (join my workout routine and work their asses off ).
    After three months of quarter-marathons and cycling every fukken day each one of overweight ones will have looks to kill for.

  106. modernhippygirl on October 8th, 2007 3:37 pm

    This is beyond hysterical & SO TRUE

  107. brown town on October 8th, 2007 4:18 pm

    the main point to take away from this:

    get away from the computer and go meet girls at the grocery store.

  108. Max Fightmaster on October 8th, 2007 4:42 pm

    Last girl’s site: http//:www.plumpprincess.com

    Mwahahahahaaa!

  109. jackamo on October 8th, 2007 5:30 pm

    They call that the “Pamela/Branwyn syndrome” - hahah

  110. Wendy on October 8th, 2007 5:33 pm

    There aren’t many deceptive pictures of men because culturally men care more about the appearance of their mates than women do. Men don’t feel the need to send carefully taken, or “doctored” photos of themselves because women look more at other, more enduring qualities, like personality, profession, etc. Men concentrate so much on the looks of a potential mate that women feel the need to put a huge effort into putting a good looking picture of themselves up.

    This article is a just a loud declaration about how shallow men are and how these women are having to cope in order to deal with it. Men wouldn’t talk to a woman so much if they knew she was overweight, because they are shallow. Men will endure some of the most annoying women in the world in exchange for good looks. A co-worker of mine dated a woman for a while that was legally retarded, and a drug user, just because she was hot.

    Psst: Guys, that hotness goes away after a few years, then what have you got? A wife you can’t stand and three possibly good-looking kids to support (unless they take after you then you have three not-so-good-looking kids to support).

    And for the guys actually complaining, “I met a woman online thinking she was hot and it turned out she was fat. I felt so uncomfortable and finally had to leave,” I feel no sympathy for you whatsoever. Makes me want to slap your parents for allowing your priorities to be so out of wack. You don’t need anyone to tell you to look at more important traits when looking for a mate, you’ll have a better life in the long run. You already know, you just need to do it.

  111. jackamo on October 8th, 2007 5:45 pm

    Hello Pamela

    hahah

  112. D money $$ on October 8th, 2007 6:02 pm

    This is hilarious… I know all too well about this phenomenon. One time I met up with this girl that looked like the offspring of sloth from the Goonies. I didn’t even know aliens existed but after seeing her I knew there was life (not intellegent) out in the universe.

    I came across this site called badonlinedates.com. This site has a bunch of these “Myspace Angles” stories. They are running a contest for the best bad date story (Winner gets to kick it at the four seasons for a night). Check it out! It’ll at least make you laugh!

  113. john on October 8th, 2007 6:05 pm

    oh and WENDY, you’re a moron and deluded. Women are almost EXACTLY the same as men, going for LOOKS and are just as SHALLOW as us men. Granted a higher percentage of men are like this but you make it as if men are the ones in the wrong here. Its called human nature

  114. spyder on October 8th, 2007 6:20 pm

    more importantly anyone got a link to there myspace page lol

  115. jackamo on October 8th, 2007 6:57 pm

    MONGO! says you’d be surprised… yeah, I’d be surprised if she had a normal sized ass. Stupid MONGO!

  116. Bryan on October 8th, 2007 7:00 pm

    Interesting the writer is talking about Photoshopping images. Several of those images of the “fat” versions were Photoshopped. But the truth is, what the article is saying is true. To those who question the shallowness of looking for someone we find attractive, think again. There are many windows into the soul; the body is one of them. A person with a lot of excess weight, statistically has emotional problems (more specifically, has “deep and pervasive depression”). A person with a lot of excess weight tends to not be very active. A person who deceives someone from the beginning probably is not someone who is very trustworthy.

    Wendy, I have to point out that these women are being just as shallow as the guys who see them at the restaurant on their “first date” and sneak out the back door. Because, what was root of the attraction they had to that guy? I would say that if it was reversed, and the guy showed up at the first date weighing twice what he was portrayed to weigh, that “angel” wouldn’t stick around. More than that, she would more than likely call him a liar. Why is it not socially appropriate for the reverse to be the case as well? But seriously, guys, if you get suckered into something like this. Play the same card women play “once a liar, always a liar! How you ever expect me to trust you?” See if that sinks in better than “Well… I’m surprised. You don’t look the same as I expected you to look.” Or the more common “Holy fatness!” (don’t laugh… that actually came out of one of my friend’s mouths).

  117. Heather on October 8th, 2007 7:08 pm

    Face it, guys do it too! It’s not like this is a new revelation..

  118. Someone on October 8th, 2007 7:41 pm

    It’s just a little more cushin for the pushin . Some of em have decent faces so no bag required.

  119. 0% on October 8th, 2007 8:34 pm

    buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  120. demon on October 8th, 2007 9:32 pm

    Interestingly, most of these girls are deemed unattractive because they are fat. In fact, being overweight appears to be a factor for 8 out of the 10. I wonder how many of these are American? Likely a crushing majority, if not all — pun intended.

    Shallowness aside, obesity is unattractive for the same reason most unfavorable traits are unattractive: because it is often an indicator of poor genes. Being overweight increases the risk of heart disease, osteoarthritis, diabetes, etc., or more generally, increases the risk of death. A tendency to be obese, therefore, is correlated with a tendency to die early, which is something that is highly undesirable from a biological perspective. On another level, obesity is often caused by laziness, which is sociologically undesirable. We want people who will help hunt and gather food, not just sit around and eat it.

    Humans, like all creatures, plants, fungi with an instinctive will to propagate, look to mate with the most genetically superior. In modern society, advances in medicine have rendered the traditional notion of Darwinism irrelevant. Thus, I don’t see the social ostracism of fat people as something that should be considered some gross moral wrong. It’s just a different sort of evolution. Predators ate the weak and slow Neanderthal, and society abhors the obese — in the end, neither gets to spread its seed.

  121. fatpieceofcrap on October 8th, 2007 10:57 pm

    looks like the story of my life. but i do them anyways since i already put in all that work trying to score

  122. emojay on October 9th, 2007 1:29 am

    howly macaroons|!!!!!

  123. JazY on October 9th, 2007 2:05 am

    JAJJAJAJAJAJ

    esta muy bueno la verdad>!…y ahora que lo recuerdan es verdad ehh
    Uno sinceramente no piensa que es tan asi…pero casos de estos hay muchos xDDD…haber si algun boludo/a de estos/as que salen en las fotos despues se animan a quedar en persona xDD.

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    Joer!! No hay q fiarse de las primeras impresiones!! jajajaaa, aunq muchas fotos parecen montajes eh!! La verdad es q a cualquiera nos puede pasar eso de salir mejor o peor en una foto.

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  127. Balaboo on October 9th, 2007 9:45 am

    it says a lot about the kind of people who WOULD go to the extent to hide this kinda thing…I mean honesty is the best policy, it’s not nice to go around deceiving people like that. Having said that, it’s not nice to judge people by looks either, although I reckon some of them should take a bit more care of their health size-wise. As for the others…I don’t think there’s much wrong with how they look, like the emo girl and all…please guys that’s not what I’d call ugly. Anyhow it’s just like Hollywood stars sans makeup, thats all…

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  131. DME on October 9th, 2007 12:09 pm

    Being ugly is one thing, being fat is just pure lazyness on their part. If they’re too lazy to exercise, eat less. Of course they’re too busy blaming something besides their own ineptitude for what they’re fat.

  132. jfdioj on October 9th, 2007 12:35 pm

    damn tricksters

  133. Hannah on October 9th, 2007 1:22 pm

    First: Alright, so I have read all of these comments. I honestly do not know what to say. First off, I am pretty darn sure that first girl is fake. Someone said that the head looks super imposed onto the body…well I have to agree. That looks photoshoped to me; and not very well either. And that second girl is still VERY pretty.

    Second: Men are shallow, but so are women! So my fellow girls get off your high horse and admit it! The first thing anybody notices in a person is their looks. It’s a fact of life. You cannot see a person personality right off the bat. You can see the way they act, but not their real personality. Stop acting holier than thou. It makes you look like an idiot. The very first thing I notice in anyone is their eyes, or if they have a nice looking face. Does that make me shallow? Maybe. Now I do not care if someone is fat; unless they are morbidly obese and obviously do not take care of themselves. Physical attraction is important when looking for a mate: DEAL WITH IT.

    Third: NOT EVERYONE WHO IS FAT/OVERWEIGHT IS LAZY! I’ll be the first to admit it. I am overweight, but I sure as hell am not lazy. In fact I bet I eat better and exercise more than you. I exercise five times a week. I do not eat pre-prepared food. I do not eat fast food. I do not drink pop–regular or diet, because diet is worse for you than regular. I make all my own food. And once again I exercise. Yes some people who are fat are lazy, that is a given..But not everyone is. Don’t stereotype. It’s not cool.

    Fourth: If you’re looking for dates on MySpace; that’s sad. How do you know that cute girl you are talking to isn’t some fifty year old man? Why not head on over to an online dating site like match.com? You’re bound to get less creepy people. Although I wouldn’t try eHarmony. They like to reject everyone. I got rejected because I am too happy. TOO HAPPY!

    Oh and one more thing: not everyone who is overweight has self esteem issues either. You know what? I don’t give a rats ass what you think of my looks. Sure it’s nice to be complimented but if you don’t like me based souly on my appearance that’s your problem. I’ve always had good self esteem and that’s probably why I am overweight. I don’t care. I’ve never had issues with depression either. So…

    http://myspace.com/hannahbanena - just because it seems to be a trend. And so you know I am not lying.

  134. Hannah on October 9th, 2007 1:22 pm

    Damn. I did not realise my comment was that long.

  135. fatchick on October 9th, 2007 1:30 pm

    I am a fat chick. I am fine with that, hell I use the angles. I am upfront about who I am and what I look like though. While I do beleive that many of the people who have posted on here are shallow, I do also say to each their own. There are people who only like skinny, some who only like fat, and some who don’t care at all. I think we should just let people be people. If you don’t like fat people, so be it. If you don’t like skinny people, ok then. Everyone has their own preferences, and no one will ever agree on a topic like this, thats just the way we are.

  136. fatchick on October 9th, 2007 1:33 pm

    Oh, and by the way, the last girl, that picture is faked. You can clearly see her size in the first picture, you can see her stomach. And, being a fat girl myself, the second picture doesn’t even look real. Fat doesn’t look like that lol:P

  137. Lucas on October 9th, 2007 1:54 pm

    I see you in the Hell

  138. Hannah on October 9th, 2007 2:30 pm

    ^^ Wendy: Yep I was refering more to real life encounters. And you are correct about online encounters.

  139. LOL on October 9th, 2007 4:08 pm

    I found this amusing!!!

  140. moon on October 9th, 2007 4:59 pm

    i just noticed that a profile is deleted on sexychill guess ( spaas ) is right lol sexychill is working hard to get the people who fake of the site hehe, i think there is no one on the net who post his full true photo

  141. cirrostratus on October 9th, 2007 5:25 pm

    Lol—both photos are equally “truthful” and equally “untruthful.” :)

    All is fair in love and war—how many guys preface their dating forays with a disclaimer, “I’m only interested in you for your body”?

  142. Risk on October 9th, 2007 5:38 pm

    Wendy, men go for looks and women go for money. Now tell me whats more shallow.

  143. Agatha on October 9th, 2007 8:04 pm

    lol

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  145. talles on October 9th, 2007 10:41 pm

    E as fotos sem photoshop aonde estao?

  146. Danielle` on October 10th, 2007 12:34 am

    so what this says is even though you completely connected with someone, and think they’re smart, funny, and otherwise good conversationalists, you shouldn’t even consider dating them if they’re not ur idea of attractive? i completely agree with whoever it was up above that pointed out that if the only way u can find chicks is the net ur probably not exactly a dreamboat

  147. Danielle` on October 10th, 2007 12:37 am

    and seriously, who doesn’t try to take pictures from the best possible angle? i bet no one on here purposely takes pictures that look bad

  148. Cassandra on October 10th, 2007 2:37 am

    No “dreaded angel” here, just all angel check out for yourself at http://www.myspace.com/peicesofbeautiful add me if you want

  149. Jacinta on October 10th, 2007 2:38 am

    i cant belive he put my photos on here
    i trusted him and he betrayed me
    i thought he loved me for me. . not my appaearance
    this world is so materialistic

  150. BigBootyLuvr on October 10th, 2007 4:00 am

    I’ve never been afraid of a big girl. They’ll give you some of the best loving in bed you’ll find. So all you snobs keep chasing the un attainable bitches, and suffer through the blue balls, while I’ll be balls deep in some fat ol ass tonight!

  151. Cassandra on October 10th, 2007 4:07 am