Princess Syndrome Causes, Symptoms, And Treatment
Princess syndrome is a mental disease that’s effecting millions of females worldwide, females that have princess syndrome are usually dumb, slutty, attention whore seeking wanna-be princesses. Although this mental disease is known worldwide, one could put up a very good argument that it started in America due to the lameness of the media.
Who’s at risk
- Spoiled females
- Females that try to be like others too much (read: insecure)
- Females that turn to the media in search of a role model
- Females with extreme jealousy
- Females that feel the need to stir up drama to make their lives more exciting
Causes
- Feminazism
- Bad parenting
- The media
- Paris Hilton
- Other girls with princess syndrome
Symptoms
- Extreme insecurity
- Urge to be the center of attention (read: attention whore)
- Never taking responsibility for anything
- Wanting everyone to know she’s a princess
- Drama queen
How to spot a female with princess syndrome
- If 9/10 of her friends are ugly, this points to the symptom of insecurity. You should also note that these females are the type that play hard to get but are really total sluts.
- If she’s with 10 other bimbos that are just like her. Unlike the insecure female with ugly friends, these females are openly slutty.
- If she has no real goal in life and thinks her looks will not only get her everywhere in life, but stick with her for the rest of her life - DELUSIONAL.
- If she plays too many games. If you give into these games, eventually she’ll think you’re just a nice guy, and if that’s the case then she’ll just use you to show herself that a male is interested in her. This makes her feel wanted and temporarily cures her insecurity, don’t give into these games.
- If she tries to be like Paris Hilton
Stages of Princess Syndrome
The following 3 examples will show you the progression of this mental disease throughout a females life.
Early Stages of Princess Syndrome
Sweet 16: Audrey
This is the early stage of princess syndrome, where being the center of attention and letting everyone know you’re a princess is more important than learning real lessons about life.
Advanced Stages of Princess Syndrome
The Moment of Truth: Lauren Cleri
This is the perfect example of the typical American girl living with princess syndrome. These are the girls that were good looking in high school, thought they’d stay that way forever and looks would get them everywhere, and as each year went on their good looks started to fade. These girls eventually settle down and end up living a normal life, but have to fill their lives with drama to make their lives feel important like they once were in high school.
Irreversible Stages of Princess Syndrome
Hilary Clinton
Can someone please just shut this woman up already? Hilary makes it seem like there’s nothing wrong in lying, bitching, and always making yourself look like the victim. Hilary attacks Obama by saying he wouldn’t have gotten where he is today if his skin color wasn’t black, but can’t you say the same thing about Hilary in a different sense? Where would Hilary be if she wasn’t a woman? Let’s be honest, a lot of her voters are delusional women that don’t care about the issues and just want to see a woman as president, how many times have you seen an interview where a female is asked why she’s voting for Hilary and her response is “It’s time for a woman to be president!”? No, it’s time for Americans to look at the issues instead of focusing all their attention on skin color and genitals.
Treatment
- When a female asks you a question with the sole purpose of temporarily curing her insecurity, answer truthfully. For example, if a female asks you if she has cellulite, and she in fact does, answer yes. You may think you’re being mean, but lying to her to make her feel better will only catch up to you over time as her ego grows.
- When a female constantly begs to be the center of attention, just ignore her. Allowing her to be the center of attention will eventually catch up to you.
- Never let her lure you into arguments with her, this shows her that she has control of your emotions and that you have a weak heart. You don’t need to let her know who’s right or wrong, she knows the correct answer herself, and she’s just stirring up an argument to make you say and feel otherwise.
- Use them for sex or ignore them. You may think you’re being mean by using them for sex, but they’re using you to make themselves feel wanted and to cure their insecurities. Females with princess syndrome are whores, they love to be degraded, that’s why these type of girls never go for the nice guys, they want some asshole guido douchebag. Nice guys are the ones that pamper them, so at the end of they day all they want to do is get fucked and call you their daddy.
- And when all else fails, take a lesson from Sean Connery…
There isn’t always a way to cure princess syndrome, and with treatment, it may still be possible to spread princess syndrome. Slapping a bitch may not prevent all recurrences.
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Under the list of “Causes” you need to add: feminism.
I too have borne witness to this syndrome, and doing my best to deal with it. Thank you for posting this, people may brush this off as a joke, but it truly does exist.
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omg, you really hate women!
I have to believe that this post was written after a long night of getting shot down by girls at the bars!
Please seek help before you reach the stage where you turn into some demented stalker.
AllWomenAreWhores - Done.
Traverious - Glad you liked it and even found it helpful.
Bison - I don’t hate women, I don’t care for women with princess syndrome. There are plenty of women out there that are perfectly fine. Don’t jump the gun and think something over before commenting.
I am a prity princess!
Bison:
Standard response. Do you all own a manual that you read from when someone criticises a woman.
You must hate your mother, you must have got shot down, etc. Blah, Blah, Blah. So predictible.
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You obviously have no idea what feminism actually is. It is funny that you listed the US media as a cause of “princess syndrome” (because it gives women a skewed picture of what should be expected of them), but then turned to that same media to define feminism for you rather than actually picking up a book and finding out what feminist theory is actually all about. Good Job! Keep up the sexism!
funny post - like it
I think this is a great post (honestly, I shared it with close friends!), but I was a bit disturbed by “feminism” being listed as a cause. I would change it to “radical feminism” or “feminazism”. Feminism is simply not thinking that vagina = sub-human. Radical feminism and the feminazis are when you get into the man-hating, holier-than-thou behavior.
Oh, and that Sweet 16 footage is priceless. I hope it haunts her for the rest of her spoiled days.
sphragidon - Isn’t it funny how you have to insult my intellectuality before saying I’m right? Try improving that, it really shows what a weak person you are. Regarding your talk about the same thing happening to men, it’s already been posted here. Regarding your insults, like I said before, they really show how weak you are. Like they say, the smallest dog barks the loudest. Learn how to control your emotions.
Emmie - Thank you. I’m glad you were able to understand the humor in it and I appreciate you talking about how feminism is listed in this article without insulting my intelligence.
dude - I know what feminism is, you’re missing the point. This is a humorous, laid back article. Most people (average people) who read this article have a very different definition of feminism than a person who’s educated on feminism. I admit I’m wrong for spreading this false definition and have changed it to feminazism as Emmie suggested.
I found this surprisingly entertaining. Well done.
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Sorry to all of you out there that went “You’re being sexist”, and took this article so seriously..
Look at Paris Hilton.
Watch an episode of “My Super Sweet 16″.
Try not to get angry at the fact that these spoilt little girls are getting the treatment a saint deserves, only to throw it back in the faces of those dishing out the praise + gifts as it’s “not the colour I wanted”.
It makes me sick to see that women out there are defending the behavior of these spoilt, self-centered, arrogant, slutty, little girls that have a really really unhealthy obsession with fame and/or riches.
You should be ashamed to be accepting these girls as anywhere NEAR to the reputation your gender deserves.
I believe that a woman/lady/girl should be proud of herself for having to go through so much more bodily change (or hell, as I’d like to call it, as I’ve seen my mother and sister go through it), and coming out as a strong, proud, and if she choses to express it, feminine individual.
Every month, from a very young age, females have to go through something that would bring us men to our knees. The male population would be nowhere NEAR as high as it is right now if we had to go through menstruation, menopause, childbirth, or even the differences to our body that estrogen has.
We’d be killing ourselves before we’d even learnt what real pain was.
These “princesses” go through just that, also, but don’t strive to be anything like a REAL woman should be.
They end up as fake, fame-hungry, selfish, money-grabbing, slutty little girls that, should they lose their parents, would crumble in to a tiny ball of thin, cracked stone, that would turn to sand at the slightest touch from anything deemed as “hard work” by us regular, hard working types that have to suffer every single day because we don’t have what these “princesses” have.
It’s kinda sad, you know. When they reach the age where they need to fend for themselves, they’re going to fall in to the hands of a predator, and end up as prey.
Alternatively, they’ll curl up in to a ball, and hope that their problems will just “go away” or “leave them alone”.
We all know how they “need their own space”.
-.-
Anyway, I guess the point I’m making is…
Ladies, please don’t defend these girls. You should all be proud to be different from them, and be striving to make yourself what they should be striving to make themselves, instead of just living off of mummy and daddy, and complaining that the gifts that they’re showered in aren’t quite what they would have wanted.
Jay
“You do not understand the theory of Feminism”…
This has been covered.
“Never let her lure you into arguments with her, this shows her that she has control of your emotions and that you have a weak heart. You don’t need to let her know who’s right or wrong, she knows the correct answer herself, and she’s just stirring up an argument to make you say and feel otherwise”
An excellent start of the analysis of today’s westernized female. But Princess Syndrome is like herpes; at this point in time there are only treatments, but no cure. Maybe that is why so many with princess syndrome in fact have herpes. IMHO the best way to fight Princess Syndrome it is by ignoring them entirely. But I hope to see this page continue with the latest in treatment against this affliction to help combat it.
Had to laugh about the girl who did not want the brand new car, Mom’s like get this thing out of here! haha! Didnt really need to see the temper-tantrum itself but that’s ok, I see it all the time. Crying like a little baby to get what she wants, like a two year old, and these people want equal pay, egads!
Yeah, I’m going through life ignoring the princess girls, it’s not difficult to do being that they are so into themselves.
As someone mentioned though, men can be suckers too!, glad I didnt go that route. Plenty of decent gals out their, just can’t believe anything she says and I’m tired of the head games. Ever notice how just about all women personal adds say no games, yeah ok, sure master manipulators.
And this manifestates in the form of “floggers” in my country. Poor people. Total life ignoring is the only cure for this sad souls.
nice to see you changed it from feminism to feminazi….
although bad that some people see all feminism as feminazism.
bad for the people that have “white-male” syndrome. “all the black people and females get more benefits then me” etc etc you know the type.
Its pretty much self explanitory, the only people who complain about this article are THE WOMEN THAT IT DESCRIBES. Women who arent like this wouldn’t jump on the offensive. They would agree with you.
Well done.
This made me chuckle
Although I’m not able to watch the videos (thanks to my internet), the text part got to the point.
People that take offense to this need to calm down and realize that it’s just harmless humor.
I don’t get how “feminazism” or “radical feminism” can possibly be a cause either, since the point of both of those is that one doesn’t CARE about male approval, looking “pretty,” etc etc. Feminazis are against everything Paris Hilton is, so this is just bizarre.