Pregnancy Tips

April 25, 2008

The dos and don’ts of pregnancy shown in extremely ridiculous comparisons.

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I think what we’ve all learned from this is that eating monkey brains with a spoon while you’re pregnant is NOT okay.

If you enjoyed these images, get the full book at Another great book by the same people is Safe Baby Handling Tips. These two books are the perfect stress relievers, whip one of them out and have a laugh!


40 Responses to “Pregnancy Tips”

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  2. wrybabydave on April 26th, 2008 10:15 pm

    If you like this one, you’ll love the other book from Wry Baby. Safe Baby Handling Tips. The Pregnancy Tips was a sort of prequel. Both are available from Wry Baby at

  3. Hank on April 26th, 2008 11:42 pm

    How else but with a spoon would you eat monkey brains?

    I don’t understand some people.

  4. admin on April 27th, 2008 3:55 am

    Hank – With a fork. You’re trying too hard and overanalyzing simple little things. Perhaps you should read about douchebag syndrome, you may have it.

  5. Fabian on April 27th, 2008 7:58 am

    @Hank: hahahaha, good stuff!

  6. Deidzoeb on April 27th, 2008 9:52 am

    By eating its brain, wouldn’t the woman and her unborn child *both* gain the monkey’s knowledge?

  7. Fmaj7 on April 27th, 2008 11:17 am

    ovo je fakat za glupave amere

  8. goYUgo on April 27th, 2008 12:24 pm

    Hahahaha i kako drugacije da shvatis amerikance ako ne citas ovu vrstu literature!

  9. prc on April 27th, 2008 1:53 pm

    apsolutno odličan post!

  10. Beba on April 27th, 2008 3:13 pm

    Odličan post… nasmijala se do suza…

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  12. Ali Sanaei on April 27th, 2008 11:40 pm

    Great post, my wife is pregnant, I’m gonna send a link to her as well.

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  19. Kabbalah on May 24th, 2008 9:11 am

    Mmmm, monkey brains

  20. ARSHA on May 25th, 2008 2:25 am
  21. tegan on May 27th, 2008 1:05 am

    but imagining bashing partners brains in helped me through labour……certainly not the idea of the baby, sort of distanced myself from the object of pain causing :S *confused*

  22. kelly on May 28th, 2008 1:24 pm

    I’m not pleased with the thoroughness of this book. I drove myself to the hospital when in labour and it was not good…I found no such warnings in the book before hand and therefore hold the book wholly responsible.

  23. Ahoora on June 28th, 2008 2:38 am

    Tanx! Very usefull

  24. alba on October 20th, 2008 2:22 am

    addict ang author nang site na to.. pero natawa kami. masyado kang exaggerated.

  25. Eamonn on December 25th, 2008 8:33 am

    Consuming the brain and other nerve tissue of animals is not without risks. Besides the high fat content of brains, brain consumption can also result in contracting fatal transmissible spongiform encephalopathies such as Variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease and other prion diseases in humans and mad cow disease in cattle
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  28. Pregnancy on May 1st, 2009 5:30 pm

    so, i’ve been on the pill for two months now, i tried for an IUD, but the doctor who tried to put it in said my cervix had scarring from my last pregnancy and delivery and he couldn’t get the IUD inserted. so we did condoms for a while, and i got sick of that so i desided to get on the pull cause Nuva ring didn’t work for me either.. only, now two months into this pill business, i am starting to feel sick to my stomach all the time, with mild cramping, and today i was arguing with my husband, regular stuff, nothing too serious, and i just started crying.. not sobbing or anything just upset and stuff.. so he thinks i am pregnant now! i’ve felt like this for a couple weeks, i had a period when i was supposed too a few weeks ago as well.. i couldn’t be! could i?? help!! its my bodys reaction to the pill, right?

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    I think you need to upgrade your Photobucket account, none of the images showed up, just a photobucket logo that said “bandwidth exceeded upgrade to pro today” However- I wouldn’t dream of upgrading my service just because you were bullied into it by having them fail to show your images, making this entire page useless. If I were you, I’d get away from photobucket all together because that is JUST PLAIN RUDE.

  34. pregnancy tips on July 23rd, 2009 7:36 am

    these all are really very funny pregnancy tips! i like all of them..great article! thanks for sharing……

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  38. marion on November 8th, 2009 6:07 am

    awww can’t see it anymore =[ but ive seen it before and its hilarious =D

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    wow, several jpgs of an inactive photobucket account is the best way to guarantee pregnancy.

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