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REVENGE of the MySpace Angles! (PICS)

October 16, 2007

So even after we tried to warn you with our Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles” post you’ve refused to give up on the hope that your MySpace hottie is, in fact, who she says she is. After all, she’s great, right? You two talk about EVERYTHING together through instant messenger and on the phone and you get along so well. She’s really into hearing about your ten hour long gaming marathons and doesn’t mind at all that you still live with your parents. She’s absolutely perfect. And incredibly HOT as well. After all, you’ve seen the pics to prove it.

But she still continues to shy away every time you mention meeting up face-to-face. She’s always got “that thing” going on this weekend or she’s just “oh-so-super shy” and tells you “maybe next week…or something.” So what gives, huh? It almost makes you start to wonder if…well, you know.

Yes, this is who you’ve been talking to while fapping online.

Well, far be it from us to tell you who to love. After all, beauty is only skin deep. We didn’t write the original post to be mean-spirited at all. However, we did feel it was nothing short of our civic duty to shed some light on the oh-so-pervasive phenomenon of the MySpace Angles.

It happens every day, guys. And it could be happening to you RIGHT NOW.

We also enjoyed the comments from the ladies that felt the need to let us know that guys can be just as fraudulent in their portrayal of themselves online as young women can be. While we are ecstatic to have the feedback, we are compelled to point out that it’s not necessarily a newsflash that guys lie about themselves online. Unless you really thought that we believed every anonymous poster online was six-foot-three with chiseled muscles and a bank account that would PWN Donald Trump’s. After all, there is a reason we aren’t posting pictures of ourselves here: you’d just run away from your monitors screaming only to be found hours later huddled in a corner shivering in fright.

Yeah, we know that guys lie too. But the girls are just more fun to laugh at. Sorry, ladies. But you keep on filling our inbox, ok?

So we’ve dug a little deeper and have successfully brought to you a second installment of the infamous MySpace Angles phenomenon. These lovely ladies are well aware that they don’t quite fit the mass media-portrayed, rail-thin body type of what pop culture says they are supposed to look like. But are they shying away from all the benefits that the magic of online social networking websites can bring them? Heck no, they aren’t!

These enterprising young women are working with what they got in ways that should be admired and even celebrated. They have taken a canvas that they know most shallow, modern men would pass over and skillfully turned it into a work of art that would make Monet jealous and Da Vinci horny.

So the next time you steer your browser over to MySpace, Facebook, or any other social networking or dating site, take a real close look at the lighting in those pictures. Check out that angle shot for what it really is. Because you may be staring at what may ultimately go down in history as the perfect crime. Because whether it’s you or the next guy that comes along, someone is destined to get all the lovin’ that they can handle.

So cute. So nubile. So pale. So pained, but beautiful:

MySpace Angle 1

So where the HELL did CarrotTop come from?!?

MySpace Reality 1

 

 

Great smile and pretty eyes. She tells you that’s her brother beside her so you won’t be jealous.

MySpace Angle 2

But it wasn’t her brother. It was her last dinner. And you’re next.

MySpace Reality 2

 

 

Who doesn’t love the prim, shy librarian look?

MySpace Angle 3

Wow! That librarian fantasy sure fades fast in the light of day!

MySpace Reality 3

 

 

Ah, the requisite MySpace kissy face. So adorable:

MySpace Angle 5

Hey, where are you going? She was gonna give you a kiss!

MySpace Reality 5

 

 

Cute and coy. And that shot of the “goods” is certainly an accident:

MySpace Angle 6

Looks like there are plenty more “goods” where those came from.

MySpace Reality 6

 

 

Nothing cuter than a little emo dreamer in the over-the-head angle shot:

MySpace Angle 7

Oh my! Quick! Raise the camera up! Up, I say!

MySpace Reality 7

 

 

Black and white sad shots almost always turn out well:

MySpace Angle 8

Moo U. semi formal pics in the light of day – not so much.

MySpace Reality 8

 

 

This pic is all sweet. Definitely a lady you want to take home to meet mom:

MySpace Angle 9

But the second pic is of a chick that will fight you for the last beer! Or forty ounce!

MySpace Reality 9

 

 

Finally, we all know that MySpace is the home of the emo hotties showing cleavage.

MySpace Angle 10

But when the hell did it become Transylvania?!?!

MySpace Reality 10

Angle and Reality pictures were provided by the detectives at BB misc.

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Comments

142 Responses to “REVENGE of the MySpace Angles! (PICS)”

  1. Whale Hunter on October 17th, 2007 10:08 am

    Thar she blows!

  2. AG on October 17th, 2007 11:28 am

    Once again there is nothing wrong with these girls in these pic’s. Come on we all have good and bad pic’s of us. All you shallow people out there need to take a good look in the mirror yourselves! You might like what you see, but there are others out there that may feel differently!

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  4. LOLZOhHaiMisc on October 17th, 2007 3:55 pm

    those are some good ANGELS man!!11

  5. Sum1NotU on October 17th, 2007 7:25 pm

    Wow AG, you missed the point entirely. It’s not that these girls are big, or ugly or men, it’s that they’re trying to hide the fact of who they really are in an attempt to trick a man into loving them. They’re not only decieving the people they’re trying to seduce, they’re ruining any chance of actually meeting someone who likes them for real. And, to top it all off, they’re punishing themselves by resorting to self-destructive patterns that will most likely end in tragedy, thus spiraling thier already low self esteem further into the abyss. Plus, they’re being real assholes for making some stranger feel like a piece of crap for actually caring for someone who doesn’t exist, or for not caring for someone who does.

    Remember guys: If it seems too good to be true, it’s probably a man.

  6. AG is a Moron on October 18th, 2007 8:31 am

    Wow AG you’re a moron. Missed the point completely huh? Good luck next time. Reading is hard!!

  7. MMJFS 33 on October 18th, 2007 1:35 pm

    MMJFS #33 Approves these angles. MMJFS FTW!

  8. corn_dog on October 18th, 2007 2:02 pm

    Man the harpoons!!!

  9. MMJFS 23 on October 18th, 2007 5:34 pm

    MMJFS #23 Also approves, good work!
    MMJFS FTW (x2)!

  10. jkillah1 on October 18th, 2007 8:09 pm

    Too bad these are fake. I’ll bet most (if not all) of those pictures aren’t even the same person. Just look carefully. I understand that those fat chicks might be the same person in both pics, but some of those people have completely different faces! This is just the kind of stupid s*** that your relatives send you in those lame E-mails.

    Oh, and nice job corrupting our internets w/ yet another “Myspace Angles” blog, f***head. Come up with something original next time, will ya?

  11. Someone on October 19th, 2007 1:25 am

    jkillah: apart from it being obvious that they’re of the same people, I can vouch for one of these sets of photos being of the same person as I submitted it.

    The point is they’re deliberately taking misleading pictures of themselves.

    A normal person with a normal person’s self-confidence wouldn’t need to try so hard, regardless of how fat or ugly they are. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and personality can be the dealbreaker there.

  12. .... on October 19th, 2007 7:29 pm

    These women aren’t trying to “trick a man into loving them”. The reason women take pictures like this is to see themselves in a good light. They want to feel pretty and have proof of it. Everyone takes bad pictures, and there’s that one angle that ends up being a very good picture. Also, a lot of the “reality” pictures seem to be a lot more dated than the previous one. Maybe you should check the date stamp on them?

  13. No Comment on October 19th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Sum1NotU hit the spot on this one. It’s the fact that they’re actually using these photos for personal gain.

  14. riiiiight on October 21st, 2007 4:20 am

    Oh, wow, big surprise that chicks don’t like how they look. And sites like this, you know, they help tons.

  15. riiiiight on October 21st, 2007 4:22 am

    Dudes, look in a mirror sometime

  16. sad on October 21st, 2007 4:23 am

    Really. This is pathetic.

  17. No Comment on October 21st, 2007 9:58 pm

    This site is awesome. It spreads awareness so that we can eradicate the fats and uglies via natural selection.

  18. person on October 23rd, 2007 12:39 am

    damn.. that chick whod steal a 40 oz from me looks really hot in that first pic

  19. trannies lol on October 23rd, 2007 3:04 am

    ROFL AT THE Transylvania comment

  20. JS on October 23rd, 2007 6:12 am

    You know, I have a vague feeling this article might be legally actionable. Yes, you’ve used pictures that are in the public domain .. but the things you’ve said weren’t very nice. You’ve exposed these people to ridicule, for doing something we all do: Trying to make ourselves look nicer. Something females are particularly susceptible to.

    So people try to make themselves look nicer in photos??? Wow. Next you’ll be warning us that the sun may be bigger than it actually appears.

    Watch out for legal action over this one in the future. I suspect one or more of the girls may sue…

    Yeah yeah I know you were just joking, right? And anyone who doesn’t think it’s funny doesn’t “get” the joke right? (Look at all the crap you dudes gave AG.)

  21. guess_who on October 23rd, 2007 6:43 am

    Hahaha! This is really funny! Gotta feel sorry for those girls though. JS i see your point, i totally agree with you…you got balls!

  22. somebody#2 on October 23rd, 2007 7:20 am

    lol the flamers are funny because their probably the anglers. I agree with this article completly, girls are constantly doing all they can to try and live up to the atrifical, and shallow view that they think everyone has. The media was a revolution but it was also the poison of society. The girls (and guys, i won’t be sexist) need to learn to love themselves before they try and get a boyfriend. Its sad that we live in such shallow world; and people wonder why others would commit suicide

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  24. No Comment on October 23rd, 2007 10:04 am

    Gee, what are you doing on the net posting stuff on retarded websites… Must be a retard too!

  25. Megan on October 23rd, 2007 10:51 am

    I for one, do not take angle shots. They’re rediculous and pointless, if I wanna meet someone off of a social networking site, I make it clear who I am, and what I look like, so if a guy does want to meet me, he knows what I look like, point blank. So therefore no disappointments on either end(I hate guy angle shots).

  26. Megan on October 23rd, 2007 10:54 am

    to add, a lot of the people I do meet in person, say that I do look better in person. So there’s no reason for angle shots. They’re for people who are insecure about themselves, which I am not.

  27. d1khead on October 23rd, 2007 3:13 pm

    @ excel,,,, AMEN brother!

  28. No Comment on October 23rd, 2007 7:08 pm

    Wow, some people are really getting worked up! Some ‘button’ must have been pressed in between fat and ugly with these people. I can only imagine it must have struck a personal cord…

    ‘Shallow pathetic kids’? HA HA HA HA HA! Hmm, generally people who accuse others of being underage are probably underage themselves… You guys crack me up everytime! Thanks, as it entertains me immensely knowing there’s some asshole trying to be liked so hard he has to play the ‘nice guy’ card at every turn. Why don’t you try exploring the factual side of humanity once in awhile.

  29. Random viewer on October 24th, 2007 1:49 am

    I can only assume these girls are trying to hide the “real” them because they have low self confidence and wish to feel pretty. I completely relate to them as I myself am guilty of doing this.

    I am also in recovery for an eating disorder that has plagued my life for the past 10 years. I came across this blog by chance off a google search and couldn’t really understand the need for it.

    I am not a hater/flamer but I wonder why you have felt the need to only further contribute to these poor girls low self esteem? This might be a laugh riot for some of you, and even the original poster, but to these girls it is something they are living with.

    If you don’t want girls to hide their “true” selves then don’t make them feel they need too. Society is the reason women feel ashamed in how they look, this post is only proof of that.

  30. guyman on October 24th, 2007 3:20 pm

    i find it soo dam gard to believe that the 2nd last girl in the 2pics look so different!!

  31. Nobody on October 24th, 2007 5:00 pm

    @Random Viewer…

    Nice Troll… 8/10

  32. Lady L on October 25th, 2007 3:14 pm

    Wtf what the hell do you mean theyre trying to hide their real selves? my bet all these girls had both the pictures on their profiles just had the better looking picture at the top. Personnally by now ive seen the angles so much it was totally predictable which girl was gonna be fat in the next pic.. and the girl with the pointy chin (and gorgeous blue eyes) still has a pointy chin in the angle pic its just less obvious where as the big grin made it way more obvious.

    the biggest shock for me was the “sweet” chick who looked like a balding dude in the next pic.

  33. klancy on October 26th, 2007 1:29 am

    It’s amazing how different people can be in two pictures.
    Beware the beautiful ones!!!

  34. ryan on October 26th, 2007 4:11 pm

    I’m willing to bet numbers 1 and 8 actually aren’t that bad. There’s a difference between looking bad and just awkward/weird pictures.

  35. roab on October 27th, 2007 2:48 pm

    hahaha “where are you going, she was going to give you a kiss”

    classic

  36. Leviathan on October 29th, 2007 10:23 pm

    I don’t know what to say about this, its crazy. I don’t go by all looks, i mean there has to be some attraction to a girl, but I think the personality is what counts more.

  37. TehInternets on October 30th, 2007 10:36 pm
  38. Doug39a on October 31st, 2007 8:13 am

    I guess the fact there are numerous newsgroups that worship “Plumpers” escaped the extraordinary vision of the author. Oh well, I’m glad s/he’s not king, or queen, because all us imperfect people would be, what…gassed like Hitler once did?

  39. NoUse on October 31st, 2007 9:33 pm

    You’re so right!
    I had a date with an angel-like girl..
    I took her to a bar.
    Man, I thought my car has dropped, when she entered it.. o((

  40. strami on November 4th, 2007 1:15 pm

    5 and 8 are the only ones I would have a problem with if they misrepresented themselves to me… The rest weren’t so bad… in fact a couple of these girls are hot in both pictures… Just because you’re told these girls are ugly doesn’t mean that they are… open your eyes and see for yourself… open your mind and think for yourself

  41. Iwan on November 5th, 2007 2:21 am

    I like Carrot Top chick.

  42. matt3046 on November 13th, 2007 4:22 pm

    Put the fork down and step slowly away from the table.

  43. Steven on November 14th, 2007 3:15 am

    The Harpoons. I would suggest manning them.

  44. illin on November 15th, 2007 12:53 am

    i like a girl who can take a good 40….

  45. yeah ok on November 15th, 2007 3:55 am

    yea they are total angler pics, but they obviously put up the regular pictures of themselves too since you had access to them… so how exactly are they “tricking” everyone else?

  46. Count Dracula on November 15th, 2007 3:59 pm

    u should see the girls from Transylvania !!!!

  47. Lalinka on November 15th, 2007 5:43 pm

    Most girls spend their lives trying look beautiful. They don’t do it only for guys, but also as competition to other girls. All the girls above are pretty by the way.

  48. hobster on November 16th, 2007 11:11 am

    Lalinka: no they’re not pretty and they’re obviously not trying hard enough…woof

  49. (required)? on November 16th, 2007 1:58 pm

    Some of the comments seem more apt than the site, too bad about that d1khead…
    The irony is not only does he/she seem to be the biggest critic-judging his/her comments they’re also the person who has most visited the site- I’m guessing it’s touched a very personal nerve.

  50. Luke on November 16th, 2007 2:02 pm

    Yeah totally agree. Shame, must be a very unfortunate kid

  51. GG on November 16th, 2007 5:02 pm

    I thought it was spelled “Angels”?

  52. Jamie on November 16th, 2007 5:52 pm

    Everyone has bad pictures. You guys are douchebags.

  53. sir jorge on November 16th, 2007 8:09 pm

    hahahaha! ahahahaha!

  54. John on November 19th, 2007 7:18 pm

    Christ, all these pathetic “yah girlz are liers u cant trust them!!1!” comments… If these girls are deliberately trying to mislead people, where’d you find the second pictures? CIA archives, or were they maybe posted on the internet by the manipulative bitches themselves?

    Everyone uses a good photo as their profile picture, and yeah some people have to resort to camera tricks to get one. If you can’t deal with that, I’d suggest meeting girls in real life, however scary you find the thought.

  55. John on November 19th, 2007 7:21 pm

    Oh yeah, and before you make cracks about girls from Transylvania, try going there. If Slovakia’s anything to go on, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

  56. I Am on November 20th, 2007 2:00 pm

    I am a victim of this. The girl gave me a picture in which she looked gorgeous. She had a great voice on the phone too. But when I met her… ugh!… she was the ugliest fattest girl I’ve ever met. Never again will I date someone I meet on the internet. As a matter of fact I refuse to even socialize on the internet anymore.

  57. I hate fatties on November 25th, 2007 3:46 pm

    The problem with these girls are mostly self control (or rather lack of). People deem fat girls as ugly for a reason – they are resource gluttons. If they cannot control themselves, how can they be depended on not to consume your resources, and how can they move efficiently?

  58. jan on November 26th, 2007 8:54 pm

    Nice going, warn everyone!!!

    awareness and truth!!!
    and that lost fart threatening a lawsuit??!!!!

    Forward the Revolution

  59. Okay, terrific on November 29th, 2007 9:59 am

    C’mon, people. If you post a picture online, then you run the risk of someone making fun of it. Most of these girls were obviously trying to hide some “problem areas”, and the truth was revealed. It IS funny! I’m so tired of these self-righteous, politically-correct, let’s-be-careful-not-to-offend people. Watch out! Soon even humor and laughter will be outlawed. Thanks to Opie and Anthony for turning me on this site. Good job, guys!!

  60. Pete on November 29th, 2007 6:37 pm

    Why be all nicey nicey and ocnsider these girls feelings? they are posting LIES plain and simple.

    If you are going to fk around with angles lighting and even image manipulation to lie to other people and make them think you are something you aint then you deserve all you get

  61. lol on November 29th, 2007 8:40 pm

    lol ok um, anyone here who says “those girls are fine.. your all shallow for talking crap”.. blah blah.. you must be ugly yourself, so piss off.

    i model, trust me – there ugly.

  62. Ashley on November 30th, 2007 4:59 pm

    I agree with patrick.
    I think its stupid to go through so much work just to make one or two good pics, but either way i dont think u should make fun of them for it.
    Thats really mean all the crap u guys are saying.
    and all the people who follow what the media tells them, and w/e’s cool, you people are stupid, where the hell did the weird orginal people in the world go?!
    preps and fakes are all you see today, and if a person’s obese, who cares, if they try to lose wait or not, as long as their happy with themselves thats all that matters.
    god u people are annoying when u talk crap.

  63. Mean G on November 30th, 2007 10:12 pm

    you have both pics so how misleading is it? where did you get the unflattering picture, if not posted with the other?

  64. cj on December 7th, 2007 3:16 pm

    Thank you for this funny, scathing article; it has heightened my awarness as well as the awarness of all of our brothers trying to find that perfect, smart, sweet little hottie that we would love to take home to Mom. And now I would like to share some insights on what the comments that followed the article have taught me:

    Fat, ugly girls stick together and are tighter than a band of brothers.

    There are far too many sue happy people in this world.

    There are far too many people without a sense of humor in this world.

    People on the internet who claim to be models cannot spell or use correct grammar.

    And lastly,

    When the truth hurts and no other recourse is considered, people will blindly attack a blogger.

  65. Call me Larry on December 11th, 2007 5:06 pm

    This is rather sad as I’ve met a very nice girl who did this “myspace angle” thing to me. I’m not even sure the first picture she sent me is her and if it is it’s from like ten years ago.

    She’s worked up to the honest pics now and she knows she fooled me because she is wanting to know if I “still like her”, etc, after seeing the latest pic which was a real eye-opener. It’s a good question because I think she is hot anyway but her need to trick me bothers me now. Why do women always have to be so devious? :(

  66. PuppiesWithGuns on December 15th, 2007 8:11 am

    I once met a guy from the Intarwebs.

    It did not work out very well. He sent me a picture that must have been taken 2 years earlier, looking fit and sexay.

    Not so much IRL. I had a backup excuse in mind before he even got there, just in case. (My father’s just gone to the hospital and I’m so sorry but I gotta split!) Used it within 10 seconds of seeing him.

    Bleggghhh.

  67. wheelnut53 on December 25th, 2007 7:21 am

    the whole point of this is just beware, hotties dont need the internet believe me . now lets do the psycho angle much harder to spot and much more dangerous

  68. button on January 3rd, 2008 7:07 am

    so how about the same thing but with guys’ pics? By the way you lot all shouting at each other is almost as funny as the pics….

  69. Kura on January 12th, 2008 5:35 pm

    You know, just the fact that both pictures are available for people to find of the same person on their page, meant that they were not TRICKING you in anyway. If whoever found the good and bad shots can find them, why can’t any potential e-Romeos? If by chance I got a really good shot of myself, there’s no reason for me to intentially not post it, just because usually its hard to see that angle. So these girls are only guilty of being glad that they had a really amazing angle shot and wanted to share it with everyone. But the fact that their normal shots are ALSO available means that they did not really try to “trick” people. People who only judge by looks are the ones at fault.

    PS: the pictures on this post weren’t that good. Half are just a good day VS a bad day, the girl isn’t bad looking at all. The other half seemed like they were a few years apart, and they could have really changed their body image by then. Are you really going to fault someone who looks perfectly fine now for having a bad picture from years ago? And also, everyone knows girls with make up on and make up off can be literally two different persons, so don’t just fault the angle. Half the hot girls in real life isn’t that hot the morning after.

    And I resent that you’re picking on girls and no guys. As you said, its more entertaining picking on girls, but they have fragile self esteem already, so stop attacking them. People like you make them try to hide themselves in the first place.

  70. hamham on January 14th, 2008 11:41 pm

    Kura you must be one of the girls on the photos. Possibly the last ones. ps you souns like your black that must really suck for you

  71. Micha on April 1st, 2008 7:31 pm

    “If you don’t like being fat, put down the fork and get up from the table”

    Are you stupid enough to actually think that is the only reason people are fat?

  72. doctor on April 4th, 2008 11:00 pm

    I remember an episode of some talk show (jennie craig if not mistaken) where they had people that met on the internet and wanted to meet in real life. So here we had this short black guy, nicely dressed, waiting to open a door where the woman that he had been talking to for a long time would finally come out.

    then comes out a fat, 250 something pounder that is like 6 foot 3, he is like 5 foot 7. The face on the guy’s face was priceless! :(

  73. Mike on April 14th, 2008 2:17 pm

    I think I met one of these on holiday. HAHAHAHA

  74. miscer on April 20th, 2008 12:39 am

    Man teh harpoons!

  75. The voice of Reason on April 20th, 2008 11:48 pm

    This bitches once tricked me. F**K all the people who think that this is bad, they are just like everybody else (SHALLOW!); the woulndt like a girl (guy) tricks them, they would not like that the person they think its cute, its a F**KING PIG, and a a Uglymother*****RRRRR (no matter how fun she is).

    THIS IS TRUE! IT’s Happening MAN, and you Could be the next one! (the dinner)

  76. J. Mengele on April 22nd, 2008 3:11 pm

    DISCLAIMER: Before you read this and get pissy at me for making fun of someones weight, just listen to this. I used to be 184 cm and 126 kg, i was fat and felt like crap. But you know what? I did what most of these fat ass chicks should do, I bought a pair of joggers and just started jogging and eating right. 1 year later, i am 86kg, have a 6 pack and i am never going to be a fatty again ;) To lose weight, one must gain discipline.

    I can share the pain. It is horrible. I had to meet this girl that i had been talking to over the net for weeks. She was gorgeous. I showed her to my friends, they all agreed, i was certainly one of the luckiest guys around. Then came the day i was to meet her.I was nervous, but i thought it would be fun to try something new. So i went to my local market to meet her. She called me and told me she was around the corner of some shop, “hiding” from me. I thought she was being cute so i went to the corner of the store with my back turned. “Hi there” i said, not having seen my e-beauty yet. “Well hi there” she replied in one of the most arousing voices i had heard this side of a porno. “You can turn around now” she said in an oh-so-cute girly voice. I was expecting the gorgeous sun washed angel from her pictures. The beautiful and shining stunner. However, when my calm pirouette was complete i was met with something i didnt quite expect. I was face to face with 160kg of enchilada guzzling latino whale. “What? Where is she? No, no no no. She must be here, under the fat girl. she is the fat girl. what, the lighting was great in those pictures. She is kinda the same. But sooooo soooo huge.” was what rushed through my brain in a sporadic instant. Let me tell you, within 20 minutes i had to help my sister “tune up her jeep” and i was at home taking a hot shower and punishing myself.

    So, after my long winded recount is there any more to say? Yes. I think it is sick that these people go to such great lengths to conceal their looks. Even when i was huge i never hid. if i found a shot where i looked thin, i would show it but always remind people that it was a good shot. And now that i am lean, i still show people the worst photos of the lot. You people sicken me, you really do. Sometimes i wonder, why bother? All these fat people really should lose weight. And that skinny chick, eugh, she needs to bulk up. What i am saying is; there would be no need for “angles” if fatty were to, as so brilliantly put before me, put down her fork, get up from the table and start moving those rolls around the block.

    Final message, STOP EATING! START WORKING AND FOR NEWTONS SAKE LOOK DECENT.

    May all of you walk in an enlightened path of science.

  77. We Don't All Overeat! on May 4th, 2008 1:40 am

    One of the most insulting things about this entire rantfest is the constant reference to putting down forks, and walking away from dinner tables.

    We’re not all fat because we overeat. Some of us have gained 300+ pounds while recovering from surgeries which killed our pituitaries, and thus our thyroids. For those not in the know, those are the two glands in the body most responsible for metabolism, which governs how many calories you burn, how much fat you store, etc.

    I, for one, went into the hospital at around 130-140 pounds (60-65kg). Being an athletic, and muscular 5′5″ (165cm), I was very fit, and looked quite good. Three months later, after two brain surgeries, with the mentioned effects, and an order of bedrest, and zero exertion, I was 430 pounds (195kg). I’ve since worked very hard to lose about 100 pounds (45kg) of that weight, but it is hard, since all of that bedrest meant that my bones and joints didn’t have a chance to adjust to all of that extra weight as it came on. Nevermind that it came on at recordbreaking speed. Whereas before I could easily walk for miles without a problem, suddenly I couldn’t make it more than half a block without serious pain. I’ve only recently, 5 years later, been able to overcome those issues and start to work on things again.

    In that time, I also developed diabetes (again, due to the damage to my endocrine system from the tumor and surgeries). This has not helped any in my attempts, to be sure.

    So, the next time you find yourself tempted to pronounce your godly verdict as to the solution to someone being more overweight than you find comfortable to look at, think twice about how stupid you’re going to sound, and how much you might frustrate them. I, at various points, have told myself I would slap, strangle, stab, kick, or kill the next person to make such an allusion.

  78. AT och SK on May 4th, 2008 2:30 pm

    fisk

  79. YoMomma on May 30th, 2008 1:14 am

    Height+weight= knowledge and common sense. You just have to be intelligent, obviously there are too many tards looking for “holes” on the internet. Your just caught up in your own perceptions. But yes it can be confusing. Especially when you think a digital picture can accurately portrait any person in any lighting. Be selfish, One love.

  80. S. Reed on June 12th, 2008 2:45 am

    Okay.

    So this must be really hard.

    I mean, you can’t possibly know these women are fatter, or uglier. Becuase when you look upon the ’scary reality picture’ you suddenly go blind, or are incapable of retaining the information that indeed, they have pictures that are superhot vs. those that are much more realistic. This is not deception. It is taking very very flattering pictures compared to ordinary pictures, alongside eachother, that is surprising. But immediately upon viewing them, you should move along. This is not deception at all unless you can’t put two and two together. Move along and lust after the fake bots who never return your emails, or if you are so attractive, then talk to your model ladies or whatever. No reason to smear these women who ARE BEING HONEST, BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU GOT THE PICTURES FROM SOMEWHERE.

    Thank you. :)

  81. shortcake on June 17th, 2008 7:49 pm

    This is stupid. Honestly. WE ALL HAVE BAD PIC OF OURSELVES. and are we going to put them up on myspace? prolly not. we’re not perfect. so don’t expect us to look that way in every single one of our pics.

  82. choochoo on June 23rd, 2008 3:23 pm

    hai im here for the gangbang. wait wut?

  83. lachy on July 6th, 2008 12:15 pm

    THE HARPOONS

    MAN THEM

  84. Maddy on July 15th, 2008 8:53 am

    I don’t find this set of pictures nearly as contrasting as the first lot. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 7 all look much of a muchness, and it’s good to show you can scrub up well, if need be, from time to time.

  85. Elkor on July 16th, 2008 10:56 am

    Yep, you’re a shallow Hal, all right.

    Where’s your picture, hmm?

    Let’s see a full on shot of YOU so we can compare you against the other plethora of men striving for attention on the web.

  86. Smith on July 17th, 2008 12:35 pm

    I <3 misogyny! Keep up the good work, guys!

  87. wayne on July 21st, 2008 12:17 pm

    you know its pretty bad when people do hide the truth but some of these pic are not of the same people, there is one that you can say that they are the same person. take the librarian pic for example, in one pic the girl has long red hair, in the other the girl has short black hair thoes are pic of 2 different people and another thing people change.

  88. stfu on July 21st, 2008 1:05 pm

    carrottop is hot.

  89. rosignol on July 29th, 2008 8:03 am

    You know, I have a vague feeling this article might be legally actionable.

    —–

    I suggest googling “first amendment’. In short, ridicule is permitted. :-p

  90. MAdigan on August 15th, 2008 9:40 am

    This entire article is a fine example as to what is wrong with our culture. Who the hell are you people to sit here and judge these women? Sure, in some of their pics they look super cute. GOOD FOR THEM. Why do any of you think you have the right to knock them or what they look like? WTF?

    I found myself thinking about these poor girls and their self images, how websites like this are simply perpetuating the media’s idea of what is “acceptable.”

    Who are all of you sleeping next to at night? What do you see when you look in the mirror.

    Who the hell do you think you are?!?!!?

  91. Anna on August 16th, 2008 6:55 pm

    yeah, I’d like someone to explain how they are tricking people, yet the other photo was available somehow, somewhere.

  92. We Don't All Overeat! yes you do! on September 3rd, 2008 11:39 am

    @We Don’t All Overeat! Actually yes you do. Fat is simply stored energy, if your sitting on your ass in a hospital doing nothing you control your calorie intake. And guess what? you won’t gain weight! 2 functions, F(L) for calories burned and F(c) for calories eaten, if F(L) > F(c) then weight decreases, if F(L) = F(c) then weight is stable, F(L) < F(c) then weight increases. True this is an overly simplistic model (for example you can gain weight by putting on muscle mass), but as far as this page is topic is concern it holds true.

    As for the rest of you saying “How did you find these pictures if they were tricking people! blah blah blah”, umm these were examples of how it is accomplished. I bet you there are plenty of people where the smoking hotty pictures are the only ones posted depending on what the venue of the website is, not to mention it is fairly easy to find the same person from one social website to another if you know how to look.

  93. zack on September 16th, 2008 9:02 am

    Actually, the girl in the blue shirt is very pretty.

  94. Cpt. Ahab on September 23rd, 2008 8:22 pm

    MAN THE HARPOONS!!!111oneeleven

  95. iruka on September 28th, 2008 8:21 pm

    I’d just say that the only reason it might look worse is because of the hair and makeup.

    It’s not like they’re all deliberately trying to deceive anyone. The shots just came out that way and there are certain angles that can make anyone look a little better.

    ^^

  96. marionette on October 5th, 2008 1:05 am

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! i can’t say anything
    everything is FUNNY!! xDD

  97. Avon on October 10th, 2008 6:41 am

    On what planet is the first one unattractive? She is *objectively* hot, your ‘carrot top’ prejudices be damned.

  98. Viper on October 10th, 2008 11:35 am

    I personally witness this quite often (not just on networking sites ). To all those who say it is shallow to judge someone based on looks. Isn’t it just as bad to lie to people about who you really are?

    Most of the girls I meet not only lie about how they look, but who they actually are. They lie about their interests, and although it doesn’t become apparent until 1-2 years in the friendship. It seems as if they completely change personalities as well. I don’t have a problem with overweight girls, hell, I’ve dated quite a few, some barely attractive, thinking that the personality was perfect. Online, everyone can say and do what they want. You can pick up any guy/girl you like if you know how to lie. But it won’t last.

    A message to all girls and guys with low self esteem who alter pics/personality: if you are who you are, you can’t be upset that people won’t like you, because its YOU, if you find the right person, you can actually be happy as well. People WILL find out the truth, to think that someone is going to forgive you for lieing to them about yourself, think again. A lie causes more harm than it protects, be truthful at every moment in life, you will have no regrets, and be capable of dealing with any actual problems in life.

  99. photographer on November 1st, 2008 1:24 pm

    I shoot photos as a sideline, and the fact is people want to look as good as possible in photos.
    these angle shots are for the most part just people trying to look good, nothing wrong with that….

    What is wrong is when they claim to be something they’re not.
    That is Deception

  100. Rhianna on November 27th, 2008 2:00 pm

    Oh come on…those of you that go on about “things you’ve said aren’t very nice…” well frankly it’s not very nice for those guys and us lesbians to be distracted by someone that clearly in no way looks like “that”… No, beauty is not only skin deep, it is more but it starts on the surface as that is the first thing we see. If people are going to post deceiving pics of themselves then be prepared to accept the consequences when they come along… get over it, don’t bother trying to take legal action as it won’t work (I work in a law-firm) and maybe try posting the more realistic photos of yourself. If you’re ugly, then deal with it and accept it or get a lot of money and go change it to the best of your ability.

    xo

  101. Brandon on December 16th, 2008 3:17 pm

    Pictures can be difficult to decipher if you’ve never actually met the person in real 3-dimensional life. Pictures often turn out looking either unusually flattering or unflattering in 2D all by themselves. Then you add in a healthy dose of censoring/selecting/internet posing on top of it and it’s hard to know WTF you’re actually looking at sometimes.

    Happened to me just last week and I don’t even try to pick up women on the net that much. I swear this girl went from a soft “7″ to a hard “3″ in the short time it took to peruse a Facebook page.

  102. Jae on December 18th, 2008 3:09 am

    Well if you really want to find out how they really look like, why not ask for a group picture with their friends? XD If they make an excuse, then…they clearly don’t look like their pictures and you save yourself a lot of trouble! Lol ^-^

  103. lina on December 31st, 2008 9:30 pm

    WTF?!
    Did you ever see your face?
    there is nothing wrong with ugly or fat girls :) get over it sucker!
    and yeah i’m fat and i dont have a problem with it :)

  104. NB on February 12th, 2009 8:58 pm

    uhh…the last one? I would TOTALLY hit that.

  105. hal on March 2nd, 2009 4:19 am

    most of them aren’t bad at all.

  106. amy on March 2nd, 2009 4:19 am

    I’m a female and I believe if you’re going to do the whole online pick-someone-up thing you at least need to be 100% honest. If you start a relationship built on lies and tricks then more than likely that’s all you’re going to get from the whole experience. I have a friend who picks up girls of the chatlines we have in TX and I try to warn him about situations like the ones those poor guys found themselves in but he thinks they’re being 100% honest and I’m not saying they’re lying but you never know. It’s easy to build up someones trust talking to them on the phone, online etc.. but it only takes a moment of self-doubt to destroy it! Women be 100% honest and up front and if they don’t like you for who you REALLY ARE AND WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE then fuck it move-on there’s not a shortage of fish in the sea so to speak!!!!!

  107. LiisK on March 4th, 2009 8:54 am

    after looking at all the pictures – the rant seems unjustified, carrot top, librarian, Moo and the emo dreamer are all very pretty.

    I have days I look like an angel and when I haven’t done my hair&makeup and am wearing my sweatsuit – I look like some butch. It’s all about grooming, ppl.

    Would you perhaps prefer the girls to put up the ugliest pictures possible? Perhaps a picture like when they get up in the morning – eyes all puffy, hair standing up, remains of mascara under the eyes? Would this picture characterize us any better?

  108. anonymous on March 13th, 2009 9:54 pm

    assholes! so what if most of them don’t look like playboy models, yuo all that think everyone should look like that are shallow superficial ignorants. but that’s fine, i bet the person who put these up only wishes he couldbe with one of these women, since obviously he has no life.

  109. Nix on March 19th, 2009 3:12 pm

    You know what? There’s nothing wrong with any of these girls. There is something really wrong with YOU. The fact that you have to troll for pussy on MySpace to begin with says a lot, but to post pictures of unwitting girls and say such terrible things certainly speaks to a level of character that NONE of them deserve to have in a partner, no matter what they look like.

  110. Al on March 22nd, 2009 11:15 am

    I agree with Random viewer.

    The girls are probably suffering from low self esteem. Jesus, in the day and age, what girl isn’t? I mean… with the media the way it is… it seems that guys only want the skinny girls with big boobs. So these angles would make sense because these girls would get comments about how pretty they are that sometimes they don’t get in real life… They position themselves so they look thinner, their boobs are bigger, and they just look really pretty. It isn’t bad to feel pretty sometimes. :/

    How is that bad?

    This is a shitting article, though.

  111. Bwah ha ha on April 13th, 2009 9:23 am

    OMFG… that’s awesome… thank you :-)

    MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!

    Fake people are fake.

  112. Wolfie on April 13th, 2009 10:20 pm

    No different than real estate agents, really. I used to work in real estate marketing where this kind of chicanery is the norm.

    But then if some of them didn’t use pix taken of themselves from certain angles over twenty years ago, all their mailers would be good for is scaring roaches.

  113. Weirdbeard on April 14th, 2009 8:09 pm

    I thought the first one wasn’t actually that bad. Nasty face but decent body.

    Other than that, some of those were genuinely shocking. It’s amazing what these girls can do.

  114. Colonel on May 18th, 2009 3:32 am

    I have to say, that being on dating sites, I make sure I get a full frontal/side/group shot to see her. I have no problem talking to the ugliest/fattest/oldest women. I have a problem dating them. Sorry all you pussy whipped boys out there, looks do matter. Beauty is the standard not the exception, go ahead and not be “shallow” and date fat girls just to get some. I would rather date beautiful and intelligent women and be up front with them.

  115. b rock on May 18th, 2009 7:51 am

    “….those are lies!!!”

  116. Fancy on May 18th, 2009 12:06 pm

    I’d still tap that last one.

  117. lysa on May 22nd, 2009 5:12 am

    im not gonna lie,
    the carrot tops hot!
    im a straight girl lol.
    and the one with the amazing smile!
    shes hot too!

  118. amber on May 28th, 2009 1:10 am

    I am a fat chick! I admit it. I want to look good in my photos but I never deceive the camera into thinking im a gorgeous thin girl. Some of these photos are doing just that. Others though are just girls without their hair or makeup done. If you get together she will have her makeup and hair done and if you stay over then you will see the real her in the morning anyway.

  119. Tj on July 4th, 2009 4:09 am

    This installment is a lot meaner than the first. You stated that you didn’t want to seem mean-spirited but that’s exactly what you are being. These comments are bitchy and shallow. So what if a girl is slightly overweight, you don’t have to be with her. Is it written anywhere that such a girl must notify the girl. “Hey AL, I have to let you know, I’m a chubby girl. Just so you don’t feel cheated.”

    Most men have an over-inflated view of themselves, most of these women know you won’t look at them twice because of their looks, and before you start slaggin them off, why don’t you throw away any mens magazines or magazines in general. All those models, fake, breasts? fake, airbrushing FAKE.

    Sheesh!!

  120. Tj on July 4th, 2009 4:15 am

    Also, sometimes all it takes is for ONE bad pic and you’re a deceiver. Forget the emphasis on good angles, what about the bad ones.

    Kudos to these women for leaving these bad pics on their profiles, I leave some clumsy shots on mine, it’s not their fault if for one minute you thought they were your ideal woman and then you checked another pic to see that they were just another average woman (in your definition).

    Hopefully, the person who posted this topic is flawless and has no bad pics on their account.

  121. Jack on July 17th, 2009 7:30 am

    Just pick europeans or something, because all americans are obese.

  122. Nikki on July 19th, 2009 1:01 am

    Haha, decieving?
    Yeah, if you’re trying to get a guy or girl with a pic like that, then sure, I guess you could call it that.

    But you’re the fool for assuming that they really looked like that in the first place. It’s not that hard to meet women in real life. There are people all around you everywhere you look, and if you think they’re hot, talk to them, get their number, whatever.

    And if you do decide to go on the internet and find that “perfect” woman of yours, and she doesn’t turn out to be what you expected, then so what? You’ll find another woman. Well, unless you’re as “decieving” as we are.

  123. Lynne on August 6th, 2009 4:57 am

    Sorry but unlike the first set of photos, I see very little deception in this set. The vast majority of first pictures look very similar to the second pictures.

    So you caught one girl while having a bad hair day. So what? That doesn’t make her a liar! Carrot top? It’s not like you can’t see the red in her hair in the first picture! Are you blind?! And so in the first pic, she just straightened that day. Does straightening curly hair make you a liar? Does getting a perm or using hair color make you a liar? How about lipstick?

    Maybe the problem is not the person taking the picture but the person viewing the picture who is expecting way too much from a 2-dimensional image. Our looks are not perfectly static but change slightly from day to day, depending on if we’re smiling, laughing, crying. A photo is a just a snapshot in time – a very tiny sliver of reality – don’t expect so much from it!

  124. Lynne on August 6th, 2009 4:58 am

    Um…I should add that I have to admit that the first photo might be deceptive to men. I think most women would recognize that it’s a dude, though LOL!

  125. VioLate on August 16th, 2009 6:39 am

    I hate how all these other girls who are getting all offensive and trying to defend the girls with angle shots. Then saying things like “Besides, if you are only able to pick up girls on the internet, then I’m sure you’re not that great of a pick either.” Because the same could be said about you and then we’re just going in circles.

    The point to this is people are getting tired of being deceived by angle shots, a person goes to look at your pictures to get to know you a little better, get to see what you look like and who you are because just from a picture you can say a lot from the person in it.

    Also, yes a person has the right to put whatever picture they want as a profile but again, a lot of times people look at your pictures because they want to see you, and sadly but true people judge upon a persons looks. Lets be honest here, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t get mad if you started liking a person and thought they were beautiful and then only to find out you’ve been lied to this whole time? That would be a really dick move in my opinion.

    Bottom line, the person behind the angle shot is lying and telling the whole world that the girl in the picture is them, when in reality theres a lot more to be shown and said. But you can’t alsot get upset if they straight up showed and told you the real picture. But if theyre straight putting up a front about it and leading you on to believe a lie then they’re in the wrong and this page does justice.

    The end.

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    AIM CHAT =padillac

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  126. King on August 24th, 2009 11:44 am

    The redheads could clean up well, just put some effort into it

  127. mm on September 7th, 2009 2:49 pm

    lol anyone defending these girls in any way is obviously another ugly person who does the angles.

  128. Stormcrow on September 9th, 2009 8:30 pm

    True. Though, of course, da Vinci wouldn’t get horny because he probably was gay as a rainbow-coloured unicorn.

  129. Nick on September 23rd, 2009 4:55 am

    I don’t blame the girls. It’s the only way for them to feel good. In real life the guys they trick over the net wouldn’t look twice at them and would probably even yell an insult, so that justifies their trickery. They’re even doing the guys a favour by refusing to meet up. They’re not doing that bad a thing. The guy just has to be more aware.

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  131. Johnny on November 7th, 2009 1:30 am

    I JUST had this happen to me THIS PAST SUNDAY!!! Fuck all you people who think we’re being shallow by demanding that the women show “true” versions of themselves on their respective sites. It doesn’t do EITHER person any good to not be truthful about your looks! I imagine that this is what the female fatty is thinking when she puts up “just the face/boobs” pictures: “Well, this picture will get my foot in the door, and then we’ll get to know each other really well. By the time we meet, he’ll really like me for ME and my personality and my looks won’t matter as much anymore”

    Guess what? WRONG! He’ll be pissed that he wasted all this time, money (maybe ya’ll are meeting at a hotel that he asked you to book, assuming he was gonna have sex with someone halfway decently attractive and the ugly female knowing full well she was deceitfully getting someone out of her league), and effort and he will NOT want to continue the relationship, I assure you.

    Look, it’s just better to be honest about what you look like, period. That way there are no surprises and no blatant reasons for lack of trust from the beginning.

    GUYS: There are a few ways to sniff out a potential fatty before wasting your time, money, and effort in pursuing and then eventually meeting them. I tell you this out of pure, unadulterated experience:

    1. Pictures of just her face, OR her face plus chest (with her wearing a pushup bra). In a lot of cases, “the fatty” will have a pretty face and large boobs (all those hamburgers have to go SOMEWHERE other than her stomach and thighs)

    2. Full body pictures that are hazy, taken with low light, taken in the mirror with some other sort of distorting effect such as a hand covering up a sensitive area (like her GUT).

    3. Pictures where she has different hair color: Guys, be warned. What you can ascertain from this is that at least ONE of these pictures is not very recent. Probably neither are. Chances are there was one time in her life that she got enough willpower to get off her ass and start working out and eating right. Once she couldn’t stand not getting her daily dose of saturated and trans fat injections she took a bunch of pictures of a person that will prolly never exist again. These are the pictures you are seeing now.

    I’m sure there are others but it’s late, and I’m tired. Email me at mikehoncho83@yahoo.com if you have any questions or comments. By the way, to the person (I’m assuming it was a chick) that got all upset because “some people are fat b/c of long hospital stays, thyroid conditions, etc etc”, I’m here to tell you that those people are in the VAST MINORITY. The majority of overweight (read: FAT and OBESE) people are that way because they are not making proper dietary decisions and are not exercising…at least in a way that promotes good calorie burning. Bottom line is that they consume more calories than they burn off every single day, and because of that, they’re fat. And until they make some lifestyle changes (the amount of change needed varies from person to person), they will continue to be that way.

  132. tinuviel on November 22nd, 2009 8:20 am

    It’s foolish to make yourself vulnerable to rejection by pretending to be something you’re not.
    But, on the other hand, at least girls don’t post dick shots. I have seen photos of some ugly, ugly penises, often posted by men looking for a long term romantic relationship.

    Guys, please. Put them away. We don’t want to see it until we’re ready to suck it, ‘k?

  133. berrybo on December 14th, 2009 12:11 am

    The “carrot top girl” is actually much better looking in the second pic than the first. lol.
    2 things though.. how are these girls hiding anything since they obviously have regular pics of themselves posted alongside the nicer pics… and second.. should people only post their nastiest pics of themselves as a profile shot? If you are submitting poetry to your english teacher do you submit your most horrible works instead of your best just so you aren’t trying to be deceptive about your talent? Highlighting your best features,or posting your nicest photos seems like a pretty natural thing to do……..

  134. Hannah on December 14th, 2009 8:47 pm

    The truth is (if these pictures are even of the same girls…I doubt it on some) none really look as good as in their “myspace” pictures OR as bad as they do in the others. It’s somewhere in between. Kind of like you don’t usually look as good as you do on a night out, but not as bad as you do in the morning either. Solution: if planning to meet up with someone online, ask for a full body shot and to see them on webcam. It may seem rude but it’s necessary. Webcam isn’t perfect but it’s more reliable than pictures which can be either so good or so bad. And you can make sure it isn’t an 80 year old man too!

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  136. dong da dong dong dong on February 18th, 2010 4:18 pm

    baaaaaawwwwwwwwww. listen to all of you! white knights and obvious fat, ugly girls, whining; “beauty is on the inside” etc. that’s a crock of shit. if beauty was only skin deep, these fat cunts would have no trouble getting dates and theses angle pix wouldn’t exist.

    fact of the matter is, young men don’t give a shit about your personalities, ladies, as long as you look good while you’re sucking our dicks. being fat isn’t a good look, and fat bitches passing out photos that make them appear skinny, isn’t acceptable behaviour.

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  138. haha on May 19th, 2010 10:19 pm

    You people are hilarious with your whole, “OMG those fat bitches are deceiving us! Man the Harpoons!” Reality is that you are all trolls. Listen to yourselves! Maybe you should try going out into the world and get rejected by all the supermodels you find. Then you’ll REALLY be happy! How about this. If you MUST meet girls online because you’re too chicken shit to go up to a girl on the street, ask her for a non-angled photo that shows more of her body. Maybe ask her to describe herself so you can get a better image. If she says she’s curvy or voluptuous, move on, she’s not the girl for you.

    What I love is when DISGUSTING men act like they are God’s gift to women. HA! You are all DIRTY, GASSY, EGOTISTICAL, SMELLY, ASSHOLES who have a tendency to treat women like garbage. We go through all this primping bullshit to make you love us while you can sit around in your own filth and play video games and get the hot girls because “he’s really a great guy!…deep down…”

    Truth is. Women are idiots. Also, women want to have the delusion that they are gorgeous and special. It’s not about tricking you. But you would think it is because you’re all egotistical men.

    Finally, women come in all shapes and sizes just like men. Women generally gain weight easier than men as well, so finding a girl who is fit and toned, and hard as a rock is hard. And do you really want to fuck muscle? Wouldn’t that feel like fucking a dude? Even really skinny chicks. They’re pointy and sharp.

    I won’t hide. I’m not a perfect ten and i have many many angle pictures. However, I look like my pictures. In them you can tell that I’m not a size 4 and my hair isn’t amazing, however, you can see my gorgeous eyes and lips and legs and breasts. i get hit on by muscular guys, preppy guys, and many guys that are just generally GORGEOUS. And no, not just at the bar. At school, on the street, through friends, through work. Everywhere. IN REAL LIFE.

    In fact, the guys that seem to have a problem with my shape are typically the uglier ones. This isn’t true in all cases, but for some reason, being ugly makes a man really resent women. So what do these ugly boys do? They bitch and they bitch about how horrifying they find us women, making excuse after excuse so that we won’t notice that they’ve been single for three years and THEY CAN’T EVEN ATTRACT A GIRL ONLINE.

    fuck you worthless assholes. I’m gonna go call the fucking ADONIS that I met last night and let him tell me how beautiful my curves are all night long. Have fun jacking off perverts.

  139. Unk666 on May 25th, 2010 5:06 am

    When you deal with this situation. Steps to get away from it.

    1. Make sure you have a car
    2. Cell Phone
    3. Call. Tell them to wait for you outside
    4. Dont like what you see keep driving
    5. Problem Solved!!!

  140. this is dumb on August 13th, 2010 3:38 pm

    The POINT is, who wants to advertise there worse?? In this world you’re always selling yoruself, its only logical that you would post/send your BEST pictures, not the one that makes you look like a bum-even if thats how you look 80% of the time-who’s gonna want to ja**off to that?

  141. goyta on August 30th, 2010 1:09 pm

    I see nothing wrong with girl #1 at all.

  142. Eric on September 1st, 2010 10:23 am

    I love this article!

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