REVENGE of the MySpace Angles! (PICS)

October 16, 2007

So even after we tried to warn you with our Beware the dreaded “MySpace Angles” post you’ve refused to give up on the hope that your MySpace hottie is, in fact, who she says she is. After all, she’s great, right? You two talk about EVERYTHING together through instant messenger and on the phone and you get along so well. She’s really into hearing about your ten hour long gaming marathons and doesn’t mind at all that you still live with your parents. She’s absolutely perfect. And incredibly HOT as well. After all, you’ve seen the pics to prove it.

But she still continues to shy away every time you mention meeting up face-to-face. She’s always got “that thing” going on this weekend or she’s just “oh-so-super shy” and tells you “maybe next week…or something.” So what gives, huh? It almost makes you start to wonder if…well, you know.

Yes, this is who you’ve been talking to while fapping online.

Well, far be it from us to tell you who to love. After all, beauty is only skin deep. We didn’t write the original post to be mean-spirited at all. However, we did feel it was nothing short of our civic duty to shed some light on the oh-so-pervasive phenomenon of the MySpace Angles.

It happens every day, guys. And it could be happening to you RIGHT NOW.

We also enjoyed the comments from the ladies that felt the need to let us know that guys can be just as fraudulent in their portrayal of themselves online as young women can be. While we are ecstatic to have the feedback, we are compelled to point out that it’s not necessarily a newsflash that guys lie about themselves online. Unless you really thought that we believed every anonymous poster online was six-foot-three with chiseled muscles and a bank account that would PWN Donald Trump’s. After all, there is a reason we aren’t posting pictures of ourselves here: you’d just run away from your monitors screaming only to be found hours later huddled in a corner shivering in fright.

Yeah, we know that guys lie too. But the girls are just more fun to laugh at. Sorry, ladies. But you keep on filling our inbox, ok?

So we’ve dug a little deeper and have successfully brought to you a second installment of the infamous MySpace Angles phenomenon. These lovely ladies are well aware that they don’t quite fit the mass media-portrayed, rail-thin body type of what pop culture says they are supposed to look like. But are they shying away from all the benefits that the magic of online social networking websites can bring them? Heck no, they aren’t!

These enterprising young women are working with what they got in ways that should be admired and even celebrated. They have taken a canvas that they know most shallow, modern men would pass over and skillfully turned it into a work of art that would make Monet jealous and Da Vinci horny.

So the next time you steer your browser over to MySpace, Facebook, or any other social networking or dating site, take a real close look at the lighting in those pictures. Check out that angle shot for what it really is. Because you may be staring at what may ultimately go down in history as the perfect crime. Because whether it’s you or the next guy that comes along, someone is destined to get all the lovin’ that they can handle.

So cute. So nubile. So pale. So pained, but beautiful:

MySpace Angle 1

So where the HELL did CarrotTop come from?!?

MySpace Reality 1



Great smile and pretty eyes. She tells you that’s her brother beside her so you won’t be jealous.

MySpace Angle 2

But it wasn’t her brother. It was her last dinner. And you’re next.

MySpace Reality 2



Who doesn’t love the prim, shy librarian look?

MySpace Angle 3

Wow! That librarian fantasy sure fades fast in the light of day!

MySpace Reality 3



Ah, the requisite MySpace kissy face. So adorable:

MySpace Angle 5

Hey, where are you going? She was gonna give you a kiss!

MySpace Reality 5



Cute and coy. And that shot of the “goods” is certainly an accident:

MySpace Angle 6

Looks like there are plenty more “goods” where those came from.

MySpace Reality 6



Nothing cuter than a little emo dreamer in the over-the-head angle shot:

MySpace Angle 7

Oh my! Quick! Raise the camera up! Up, I say!

MySpace Reality 7



Black and white sad shots almost always turn out well:

MySpace Angle 8

Moo U. semi formal pics in the light of day – not so much.

MySpace Reality 8



This pic is all sweet. Definitely a lady you want to take home to meet mom:

MySpace Angle 9

But the second pic is of a chick that will fight you for the last beer! Or forty ounce!

MySpace Reality 9



Finally, we all know that MySpace is the home of the emo hotties showing cleavage.

MySpace Angle 10

But when the hell did it become Transylvania?!?!

MySpace Reality 10

Angle and Reality pictures were provided by the detectives at BB misc.


142 Responses to “REVENGE of the MySpace Angles! (PICS)”

  1. Brandon on December 16th, 2008 3:17 pm

    Pictures can be difficult to decipher if you’ve never actually met the person in real 3-dimensional life. Pictures often turn out looking either unusually flattering or unflattering in 2D all by themselves. Then you add in a healthy dose of censoring/selecting/internet posing on top of it and it’s hard to know WTF you’re actually looking at sometimes.

    Happened to me just last week and I don’t even try to pick up women on the net that much. I swear this girl went from a soft “7” to a hard “3” in the short time it took to peruse a Facebook page.

  2. Jae on December 18th, 2008 3:09 am

    Well if you really want to find out how they really look like, why not ask for a group picture with their friends? XD If they make an excuse, then…they clearly don’t look like their pictures and you save yourself a lot of trouble! Lol ^-^

  3. lina on December 31st, 2008 9:30 pm

    Did you ever see your face?
    there is nothing wrong with ugly or fat girls :) get over it sucker!
    and yeah i’m fat and i dont have a problem with it :)

  4. NB on February 12th, 2009 8:58 pm

    uhh…the last one? I would TOTALLY hit that.

  5. hal on March 2nd, 2009 4:19 am

    most of them aren’t bad at all.

  6. amy on March 2nd, 2009 4:19 am

    I’m a female and I believe if you’re going to do the whole online pick-someone-up thing you at least need to be 100% honest. If you start a relationship built on lies and tricks then more than likely that’s all you’re going to get from the whole experience. I have a friend who picks up girls of the chatlines we have in TX and I try to warn him about situations like the ones those poor guys found themselves in but he thinks they’re being 100% honest and I’m not saying they’re lying but you never know. It’s easy to build up someones trust talking to them on the phone, online etc.. but it only takes a moment of self-doubt to destroy it! Women be 100% honest and up front and if they don’t like you for who you REALLY ARE AND WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE then fuck it move-on there’s not a shortage of fish in the sea so to speak!!!!!

  7. LiisK on March 4th, 2009 8:54 am

    after looking at all the pictures – the rant seems unjustified, carrot top, librarian, Moo and the emo dreamer are all very pretty.

    I have days I look like an angel and when I haven’t done my hair&makeup and am wearing my sweatsuit – I look like some butch. It’s all about grooming, ppl.

    Would you perhaps prefer the girls to put up the ugliest pictures possible? Perhaps a picture like when they get up in the morning – eyes all puffy, hair standing up, remains of mascara under the eyes? Would this picture characterize us any better?

  8. anonymous on March 13th, 2009 9:54 pm

    assholes! so what if most of them don’t look like playboy models, yuo all that think everyone should look like that are shallow superficial ignorants. but that’s fine, i bet the person who put these up only wishes he couldbe with one of these women, since obviously he has no life.

  9. Nix on March 19th, 2009 3:12 pm

    You know what? There’s nothing wrong with any of these girls. There is something really wrong with YOU. The fact that you have to troll for pussy on MySpace to begin with says a lot, but to post pictures of unwitting girls and say such terrible things certainly speaks to a level of character that NONE of them deserve to have in a partner, no matter what they look like.

  10. Al on March 22nd, 2009 11:15 am

    I agree with Random viewer.

    The girls are probably suffering from low self esteem. Jesus, in the day and age, what girl isn’t? I mean… with the media the way it is… it seems that guys only want the skinny girls with big boobs. So these angles would make sense because these girls would get comments about how pretty they are that sometimes they don’t get in real life… They position themselves so they look thinner, their boobs are bigger, and they just look really pretty. It isn’t bad to feel pretty sometimes. :/

    How is that bad?

    This is a shitting article, though.

  11. Bwah ha ha on April 13th, 2009 9:23 am

    OMFG… that’s awesome… thank you :-)


    Fake people are fake.

  12. Wolfie on April 13th, 2009 10:20 pm

    No different than real estate agents, really. I used to work in real estate marketing where this kind of chicanery is the norm.

    But then if some of them didn’t use pix taken of themselves from certain angles over twenty years ago, all their mailers would be good for is scaring roaches.

  13. Weirdbeard on April 14th, 2009 8:09 pm

    I thought the first one wasn’t actually that bad. Nasty face but decent body.

    Other than that, some of those were genuinely shocking. It’s amazing what these girls can do.

  14. Colonel on May 18th, 2009 3:32 am

    I have to say, that being on dating sites, I make sure I get a full frontal/side/group shot to see her. I have no problem talking to the ugliest/fattest/oldest women. I have a problem dating them. Sorry all you pussy whipped boys out there, looks do matter. Beauty is the standard not the exception, go ahead and not be “shallow” and date fat girls just to get some. I would rather date beautiful and intelligent women and be up front with them.

  15. b rock on May 18th, 2009 7:51 am

    “….those are lies!!!”

  16. Fancy on May 18th, 2009 12:06 pm

    I’d still tap that last one.

  17. lysa on May 22nd, 2009 5:12 am

    im not gonna lie,
    the carrot tops hot!
    im a straight girl lol.
    and the one with the amazing smile!
    shes hot too!

  18. amber on May 28th, 2009 1:10 am

    I am a fat chick! I admit it. I want to look good in my photos but I never deceive the camera into thinking im a gorgeous thin girl. Some of these photos are doing just that. Others though are just girls without their hair or makeup done. If you get together she will have her makeup and hair done and if you stay over then you will see the real her in the morning anyway.

  19. Tj on July 4th, 2009 4:09 am

    This installment is a lot meaner than the first. You stated that you didn’t want to seem mean-spirited but that’s exactly what you are being. These comments are bitchy and shallow. So what if a girl is slightly overweight, you don’t have to be with her. Is it written anywhere that such a girl must notify the girl. “Hey AL, I have to let you know, I’m a chubby girl. Just so you don’t feel cheated.”

    Most men have an over-inflated view of themselves, most of these women know you won’t look at them twice because of their looks, and before you start slaggin them off, why don’t you throw away any mens magazines or magazines in general. All those models, fake, breasts? fake, airbrushing FAKE.


  20. Tj on July 4th, 2009 4:15 am

    Also, sometimes all it takes is for ONE bad pic and you’re a deceiver. Forget the emphasis on good angles, what about the bad ones.

    Kudos to these women for leaving these bad pics on their profiles, I leave some clumsy shots on mine, it’s not their fault if for one minute you thought they were your ideal woman and then you checked another pic to see that they were just another average woman (in your definition).

    Hopefully, the person who posted this topic is flawless and has no bad pics on their account.

  21. Jack on July 17th, 2009 7:30 am

    Just pick europeans or something, because all americans are obese.

  22. Nikki on July 19th, 2009 1:01 am

    Haha, decieving?
    Yeah, if you’re trying to get a guy or girl with a pic like that, then sure, I guess you could call it that.

    But you’re the fool for assuming that they really looked like that in the first place. It’s not that hard to meet women in real life. There are people all around you everywhere you look, and if you think they’re hot, talk to them, get their number, whatever.

    And if you do decide to go on the internet and find that “perfect” woman of yours, and she doesn’t turn out to be what you expected, then so what? You’ll find another woman. Well, unless you’re as “decieving” as we are.

  23. Lynne on August 6th, 2009 4:57 am

    Sorry but unlike the first set of photos, I see very little deception in this set. The vast majority of first pictures look very similar to the second pictures.

    So you caught one girl while having a bad hair day. So what? That doesn’t make her a liar! Carrot top? It’s not like you can’t see the red in her hair in the first picture! Are you blind?! And so in the first pic, she just straightened that day. Does straightening curly hair make you a liar? Does getting a perm or using hair color make you a liar? How about lipstick?

    Maybe the problem is not the person taking the picture but the person viewing the picture who is expecting way too much from a 2-dimensional image. Our looks are not perfectly static but change slightly from day to day, depending on if we’re smiling, laughing, crying. A photo is a just a snapshot in time – a very tiny sliver of reality – don’t expect so much from it!

  24. Lynne on August 6th, 2009 4:58 am

    Um…I should add that I have to admit that the first photo might be deceptive to men. I think most women would recognize that it’s a dude, though LOL!

  25. VioLate on August 16th, 2009 6:39 am

    I hate how all these other girls who are getting all offensive and trying to defend the girls with angle shots. Then saying things like “Besides, if you are only able to pick up girls on the internet, then I’m sure you’re not that great of a pick either.” Because the same could be said about you and then we’re just going in circles.

    The point to this is people are getting tired of being deceived by angle shots, a person goes to look at your pictures to get to know you a little better, get to see what you look like and who you are because just from a picture you can say a lot from the person in it.

    Also, yes a person has the right to put whatever picture they want as a profile but again, a lot of times people look at your pictures because they want to see you, and sadly but true people judge upon a persons looks. Lets be honest here, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t get mad if you started liking a person and thought they were beautiful and then only to find out you’ve been lied to this whole time? That would be a really dick move in my opinion.

    Bottom line, the person behind the angle shot is lying and telling the whole world that the girl in the picture is them, when in reality theres a lot more to be shown and said. But you can’t alsot get upset if they straight up showed and told you the real picture. But if theyre straight putting up a front about it and leading you on to believe a lie then they’re in the wrong and this page does justice.

    The end.

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  26. King on August 24th, 2009 11:44 am

    The redheads could clean up well, just put some effort into it

  27. mm on September 7th, 2009 2:49 pm

    lol anyone defending these girls in any way is obviously another ugly person who does the angles.

  28. Stormcrow on September 9th, 2009 8:30 pm

    True. Though, of course, da Vinci wouldn’t get horny because he probably was gay as a rainbow-coloured unicorn.

  29. Nick on September 23rd, 2009 4:55 am

    I don’t blame the girls. It’s the only way for them to feel good. In real life the guys they trick over the net wouldn’t look twice at them and would probably even yell an insult, so that justifies their trickery. They’re even doing the guys a favour by refusing to meet up. They’re not doing that bad a thing. The guy just has to be more aware.

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  31. Johnny on November 7th, 2009 1:30 am

    I JUST had this happen to me THIS PAST SUNDAY!!! Fuck all you people who think we’re being shallow by demanding that the women show “true” versions of themselves on their respective sites. It doesn’t do EITHER person any good to not be truthful about your looks! I imagine that this is what the female fatty is thinking when she puts up “just the face/boobs” pictures: “Well, this picture will get my foot in the door, and then we’ll get to know each other really well. By the time we meet, he’ll really like me for ME and my personality and my looks won’t matter as much anymore”

    Guess what? WRONG! He’ll be pissed that he wasted all this time, money (maybe ya’ll are meeting at a hotel that he asked you to book, assuming he was gonna have sex with someone halfway decently attractive and the ugly female knowing full well she was deceitfully getting someone out of her league), and effort and he will NOT want to continue the relationship, I assure you.

    Look, it’s just better to be honest about what you look like, period. That way there are no surprises and no blatant reasons for lack of trust from the beginning.

    GUYS: There are a few ways to sniff out a potential fatty before wasting your time, money, and effort in pursuing and then eventually meeting them. I tell you this out of pure, unadulterated experience:

    1. Pictures of just her face, OR her face plus chest (with her wearing a pushup bra). In a lot of cases, “the fatty” will have a pretty face and large boobs (all those hamburgers have to go SOMEWHERE other than her stomach and thighs)

    2. Full body pictures that are hazy, taken with low light, taken in the mirror with some other sort of distorting effect such as a hand covering up a sensitive area (like her GUT).

    3. Pictures where she has different hair color: Guys, be warned. What you can ascertain from this is that at least ONE of these pictures is not very recent. Probably neither are. Chances are there was one time in her life that she got enough willpower to get off her ass and start working out and eating right. Once she couldn’t stand not getting her daily dose of saturated and trans fat injections she took a bunch of pictures of a person that will prolly never exist again. These are the pictures you are seeing now.

    I’m sure there are others but it’s late, and I’m tired. Email me at if you have any questions or comments. By the way, to the person (I’m assuming it was a chick) that got all upset because “some people are fat b/c of long hospital stays, thyroid conditions, etc etc”, I’m here to tell you that those people are in the VAST MINORITY. The majority of overweight (read: FAT and OBESE) people are that way because they are not making proper dietary decisions and are not exercising…at least in a way that promotes good calorie burning. Bottom line is that they consume more calories than they burn off every single day, and because of that, they’re fat. And until they make some lifestyle changes (the amount of change needed varies from person to person), they will continue to be that way.

  32. tinuviel on November 22nd, 2009 8:20 am

    It’s foolish to make yourself vulnerable to rejection by pretending to be something you’re not.
    But, on the other hand, at least girls don’t post dick shots. I have seen photos of some ugly, ugly penises, often posted by men looking for a long term romantic relationship.

    Guys, please. Put them away. We don’t want to see it until we’re ready to suck it, ‘k?

  33. berrybo on December 14th, 2009 12:11 am

    The “carrot top girl” is actually much better looking in the second pic than the first. lol.
    2 things though.. how are these girls hiding anything since they obviously have regular pics of themselves posted alongside the nicer pics… and second.. should people only post their nastiest pics of themselves as a profile shot? If you are submitting poetry to your english teacher do you submit your most horrible works instead of your best just so you aren’t trying to be deceptive about your talent? Highlighting your best features,or posting your nicest photos seems like a pretty natural thing to do……..

  34. Hannah on December 14th, 2009 8:47 pm

    The truth is (if these pictures are even of the same girls…I doubt it on some) none really look as good as in their “myspace” pictures OR as bad as they do in the others. It’s somewhere in between. Kind of like you don’t usually look as good as you do on a night out, but not as bad as you do in the morning either. Solution: if planning to meet up with someone online, ask for a full body shot and to see them on webcam. It may seem rude but it’s necessary. Webcam isn’t perfect but it’s more reliable than pictures which can be either so good or so bad. And you can make sure it isn’t an 80 year old man too!

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  36. dong da dong dong dong on February 18th, 2010 4:18 pm

    baaaaaawwwwwwwwww. listen to all of you! white knights and obvious fat, ugly girls, whining; “beauty is on the inside” etc. that’s a crock of shit. if beauty was only skin deep, these fat cunts would have no trouble getting dates and theses angle pix wouldn’t exist.

    fact of the matter is, young men don’t give a shit about your personalities, ladies, as long as you look good while you’re sucking our dicks. being fat isn’t a good look, and fat bitches passing out photos that make them appear skinny, isn’t acceptable behaviour.

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  38. haha on May 19th, 2010 10:19 pm

    You people are hilarious with your whole, “OMG those fat bitches are deceiving us! Man the Harpoons!” Reality is that you are all trolls. Listen to yourselves! Maybe you should try going out into the world and get rejected by all the supermodels you find. Then you’ll REALLY be happy! How about this. If you MUST meet girls online because you’re too chicken shit to go up to a girl on the street, ask her for a non-angled photo that shows more of her body. Maybe ask her to describe herself so you can get a better image. If she says she’s curvy or voluptuous, move on, she’s not the girl for you.

    What I love is when DISGUSTING men act like they are God’s gift to women. HA! You are all DIRTY, GASSY, EGOTISTICAL, SMELLY, ASSHOLES who have a tendency to treat women like garbage. We go through all this primping bullshit to make you love us while you can sit around in your own filth and play video games and get the hot girls because “he’s really a great guy!…deep down…”

    Truth is. Women are idiots. Also, women want to have the delusion that they are gorgeous and special. It’s not about tricking you. But you would think it is because you’re all egotistical men.

    Finally, women come in all shapes and sizes just like men. Women generally gain weight easier than men as well, so finding a girl who is fit and toned, and hard as a rock is hard. And do you really want to fuck muscle? Wouldn’t that feel like fucking a dude? Even really skinny chicks. They’re pointy and sharp.

    I won’t hide. I’m not a perfect ten and i have many many angle pictures. However, I look like my pictures. In them you can tell that I’m not a size 4 and my hair isn’t amazing, however, you can see my gorgeous eyes and lips and legs and breasts. i get hit on by muscular guys, preppy guys, and many guys that are just generally GORGEOUS. And no, not just at the bar. At school, on the street, through friends, through work. Everywhere. IN REAL LIFE.

    In fact, the guys that seem to have a problem with my shape are typically the uglier ones. This isn’t true in all cases, but for some reason, being ugly makes a man really resent women. So what do these ugly boys do? They bitch and they bitch about how horrifying they find us women, making excuse after excuse so that we won’t notice that they’ve been single for three years and THEY CAN’T EVEN ATTRACT A GIRL ONLINE.

    fuck you worthless assholes. I’m gonna go call the fucking ADONIS that I met last night and let him tell me how beautiful my curves are all night long. Have fun jacking off perverts.

  39. Unk666 on May 25th, 2010 5:06 am

    When you deal with this situation. Steps to get away from it.

    1. Make sure you have a car
    2. Cell Phone
    3. Call. Tell them to wait for you outside
    4. Dont like what you see keep driving
    5. Problem Solved!!!

  40. this is dumb on August 13th, 2010 3:38 pm

    The POINT is, who wants to advertise there worse?? In this world you’re always selling yoruself, its only logical that you would post/send your BEST pictures, not the one that makes you look like a bum-even if thats how you look 80% of the time-who’s gonna want to ja**off to that?

  41. goyta on August 30th, 2010 1:09 pm

    I see nothing wrong with girl #1 at all.

  42. Eric on September 1st, 2010 10:23 am

    I love this article!

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